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A German got pulled over by the police in France

*Police officer:* "Name?"
*German:* "Heinrich Klimt"
*Police officer:* "Age?"
*German:* "31"
*Police officer:* "occupation?"
*German:* "No, no. Just visiting"

A German was pulled over by police in France.

The French police officer takes the German man's license, and then asks for the German's name.
"Heinrich Klimt" the German responds.
"Age?" Asks the officer. "31" the German responds.
"Occupation?" The police officer asks.
"No, no" the German replies, "Just visiting".

Heinrich, Beethoven's manservant, one day said to him "Master, where do you get your inspiration from?"

"Why, from you of course, Heinrich!" Beethoven replied.
"From me?" retorted Heinrich. "A genius like you, inspired by a clod like me? Oh, that's funny...
"Hah-hah-hah-*haahh*! Hah-hah-hah-*haahh*!"

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