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I before E, except after C.
We ***feign agreeing***, but this ***foreign poltergeist*** of a rule is ***neither efficient*** nor smart- and ***therein*** lies the ***height*** of the issue. It's as if an ***ancient deity*** has influenced the ***zeitgeist*** of the people. We must remove the ***weight*** of this ***veil*** from ***their*** eyes, and ***forfeit*** the ***leisure*** of this ***weird*** and ***heinous*** rule from our ***science*** and ***leisure*** alike.
What drove the conductor to commit his heinous crimes?
His loco motives.
The most heinous crime--against both Man and Nature--would be to plant dynamite inside cattle
That, my friends, would be a-bomb-in-a-bull...
How come when a video of a squirrel putting a nut in a dog gets 18k upvotes and is called "Cute"
but when I do it it's a "heinous act" and my dog gets taken away?
what's the most heinous crime a t**... has ever been convicted of?
Male fraud.
What do you call an evil a**...?
Heinous
The two Propositional Logic professors at a local university are named Professor P and Professor Q.
Police question Professor P about the identity of a criminal who has committed a series of heinous acts. P implies Q.
What's the difference between Yo Yo Ma and Yo Mama?
One is a famous cello player
The other is a heinous fellow layer
Some claim that the holey bagel has commited heinous acts of degradation.
They prefer bagels with smear.
What did the dog have to say about their owner's heinous girlfriend?
WOOF
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