Heimlich Jokes
20 heimlich jokes and hilarious heimlich puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about heimlich that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laughter is the best medicine — and with Heimlich Jokes, you can get your daily dose! From puns about the Heimlich maneuver to wiener schindler jokes, this article has your funny bones covered with the best jokes about the lifesaver we all know and love.
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Funniest Heimlich Short Jokes
Short heimlich jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The heimlich humour may include short wiener jokes also.
- If someone fails while attempting the Heimlich maneuver... ...is it fair to say he choked?
- Henry Heimlich, inventor of the Heimlich maneuver, died today at 96. Now I'm getting all choked up and it can't be helped.
- Gave my co-worker the Heimlich maneuver. Proving once again I'm no good at birthday gifts.
- After the heimlich maneuver what's the best way to stop someone from choking? To pull it out.
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Heimlich One Liners
Which heimlich one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with heimlich? I can suggest the ones about inventor and heimlich maneuver.
- Dr Heimlich died today I'm all choked up
- Quick! Does anyone know the Heimlich maneuver? England just choked.
- Gave my wife the Heimlich maneuver. I'm running out of ideas for birthday gifts.
- The Heimlich Maneuver always sounded like a power combo. ⬅️⬅️➡️⬇️⬆️🅰️🅱️
- What is the opposite of the choke hold in wrestling? The Heimlich maneuver
- Why did h**... die at the restaurant? Because Heimlich Himmler wasn't there to save him.
Heartwarming Heimlich Jokes that Make You Laugh
What funny jokes about heimlich you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tragic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make heimlich pranks.
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what do bad s**... and the heimlich maneuver have in common?
Both start out with lots of excitement, but then everyone is just relieved when its over
A friend of mine died last friday, while drinking his martini
It's on that day I learnt an important lesson:
Though laughter is the best medicine, in certain situations the Heimlich maneuver may be more appropriate.
A young woman starts choking on her seafood at a restaurant.
The man behind her says "Stand back! I'm a doctor!" and proceeds to use the Heimlich manoeuvre on her.
A whole small fish shoots out of her mouth and the woman finally gasps in a few breaths.
The doctor picks up the fish and says "What's a plaice like you doing in a girl like this?"
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Choking Hazard.
Jim: I once saw a man choke to death right in front of my very eyes.
Nancy: God that must have been awful, did you try to save him with the Heimlich manoeuvre?
Jim: I couldn't at the time, my hands were wrapped tightly around his t**....
