Heifer Jokes
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New dad as of today, so here is my first dad joke.
What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer? A Ms. Steak.
Old joke (1930s) - Little kid comes in late to school. Teacher says, "Why ya late?"...
Kid says, "Had a take a heifer down—get 'er bred."
Teacher says, "Couldn't your father do it?"
Kid says, "Sure he could, but not as good as the bull."
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What do you call a cow that starts it's own n**... magazine?
Hugh Heifer
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A milk thief goes into a barn
He finds a suitable cattle, and tries to milk it. Eventually he resorts to s**... on the udder, and eventually gets a spurt of gelatinous, salty milk. The farmer enters to see the man spitting it out, before the man remarks about the disgusting milk.
Farmer hands him a bucket, and points to another heifer. He says
"That's the female cow right there."
What is the name for a heifer in China?
Yungcow
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Two cowboys
Riding across the range, they come upon a heifer with her head caught in the fence. Cowboy#1 says "you know I'm getting kind of tired of beating off in the bushes, I think ill take advantage of this situation"
He hops off his horse and goes to the heifer and has sloppy intersperses s**... i**....
He finishes and looks up at cowboy#2 and says
''Boy howdy! you want some of this?''
Cowboy#2 proceeds to dismount, take down his breeches, bends over, and stick his head in the fence
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