Hehe Jokes

Funniest Hehe Short Jokes

Short hehe jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hehe humour may include short hmm jokes also.

1. I'm a scientist who's researching b**... between humans and dogs… If you'd like more details, I'll be in my lab…
2. Did you know that if you live across from a graveyard you can't be buried there? You have to be dead first hehe
3. Why do some people think Python scripting is offensive? Because white space matters. hehee
4. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? ... Incase he got a hole in one.
   HEHE one of my favs.
   Whats your fav joke?
5. What do you call a Prime Minister who spies on all your activities? Justin Truding.
   hehe.
6. Periodic table lesson What did the scientist say when he found two helium atoms?
   
   "He-He!"
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   (It's ok I know where the door is, bye)
7. What does a lawyer wear to court? A lawsuit. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahwhahhwhahagahahaaaaa ha ahh ha ha hehe ha
8. I know some of you have heard this, but What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium? HeHe!
   It's my fave science joke lol
9. I wonder if... I wonder if Michael Jackson's pronouns were He/Him of He/Hee.
10. Michael Jackson was made up of diatomic Helium. He-He

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Hehe One Liners

Which hehe one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hehe? I can suggest the ones about barium and hydrogen.

1. Why are the irish so rich? Their capital is always Dublin. Hehe
2. I swallowed two cans of helium today HeHe
3. Two Helium atoms were acting funny HeHe
4. What did the scientist say when he found 2 helium atoms? HeHe
5. Scientists record the sound of two helium atoms laughing. HeHe
6. I identify as Michael Jackson My pronouns are he/hee
7. What are Michael Jackson's preferred pronouns? He/He
8. Two Helium Atoms Are Bonding. HeHe
9. What does two heliums and Michael Jackson have in common? HeHe
10. What tastes good but doesn't smell good? A tongue.
    Hehe
11. Why do people like telling Michael Jackson jokes. Because when they do he goes HeHe.
12. If 7 equals C and 9 equals E. What does 8 equal? 8=D
    hehe
13. What do you call a plant that is a DJ? A photosynthesizer
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14. Too bad helium isn't diatomic... HeHe
15. Helium excimers are no laughing matter... Even if their formula is HeHe

Happy Hehe Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about hehe you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean argon jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hehe pranks.