The Best 33 Hehe Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Hehe jokes. There are some hehe sulfur jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hehe ehh puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Hehe Jokes and Puns

Too bad helium isn't diatomic...


How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hehe... 'screw'

Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.

Why are the Irish so rich?

Their capital is always Dublin. Hehe

Hehe joke, Why are the Irish so rich?

Two Helium atoms were acting funny


Two Helium Atoms Are Bonding.


I swallowed two cans of helium today


Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

... Incase he got a hole in one.

HEHE one of my favs.
Whats your fav joke?

Hehe joke, Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?


What did the scientist say when he found 2 helium atoms?


A man walked into a bar and saw a flower on a table...

He said 'whatever' and had a beer and went home hehe

Where do all lions actually come from?

Maine... Get it hehe

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Do you like Chemistry Jokes?


Man I was hoping that would get a good reaction

ONaNA, what's my name?

HeHe, that joke was terrible.

Last night my sister woke up because of a nightmare.

This morning my grandfather asked her, "Why are you dreaming of horses?"

Get it, horses are "mares"... Night"mares" hehe plz don't hurt me

A smoking hot girl walks into a bar.

A guy at the bar says, "Wow, you're gonna get laid tonight!"

She replies, "Hehe, how do you know?"

He replies, "Because I'm stronger than you."

I know some of you have heard this, but What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?


It's my fave science joke lol

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue.


Hehe joke, What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

Boy: [kissing girl on couch] you wanna take this upstairs?

Girl: He-he, sure baby.

Boy: Awesome! Grab the other end, and try not to scuff the banister.

Human fetuses are essentially the same as the creature from Alien. Only they take longer to gestate, and if they don't kill you on impact, they'll do it slowly over the course of years...

My mom says such silly things when she drinks hehe

What was Michael Jackson's preferred pronoun?


What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of helium?


Im making bad chemistry jokes coz all the good ones argon

If 7 equals C and 9 equals E. What does 8 equal?



What does a lawyer wear to court?

A lawsuit. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahwhahhwhahagahahaaaaa ha ahh ha ha hehe ha

Accordion to a study done by Stanford University, 9 out 10 people don't notice when words are substituted for music instruments


What did the helium atom say to the other helium atom


Michael Jackson was made up of diatomic Helium.


What pronouns would Michael Jackson use to describe himself?


Did you know about Michael Jackson's preferred pronouns?


Helium excimers are no laughing matter...

Even if their formula is HeHe

did you know that you can not breath by your nose while your tongue is sticking out?

hehe, bet you feel dumb right now!

My girlfriend said she wants to break up with me because im too childish

i said please give me another chance
she said "no, we're through, done, finished, end of, period.
so i started laughing
she said "what are u laughing for?"
i said "hehe, you said period"

What do you call a plant that is a DJ?

A photosynthesizer


Periodic table lesson

What did the scientist say when he found two helium atoms?


(It's ok I know where the door is, bye)

What do you call a Prime Minister who spies on all your activities?

Justin Truding.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the hehe martinus jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working hehe hah piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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