Heel Shoes Jokes
26 heel shoes jokes and hilarious heel shoes puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about heel shoes that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Heel Shoes Short Jokes
Short heel shoes jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The heel shoes humour may include short running shoes jokes also.
- Did you hear about the recent lottery winner? It was the Old Woman In A Shoe, seriously! Guess where she lives now? Beverly Heels.
- Have you guys heard of the huge fire at the shoe factory? 10,000 soles were lost. The police said some heels started it.
- Agamemnon was talking to Achilles Agamemnon: what's the deal? These are the fourth pair of shoes you bought this week alone!
Achilles: I just cannot help it.... heels are my only weakness! - One of my shoes felt a little depressed near the heel today... Guess he needs to do some sole-searching.
- Did you hear about the girl so in love, she'd rather blow her boyfriend than go out shoe shopping? Talk about head over heels!
- I can usually tell if I'm going to have s**... with someone by what shoes they are wearing. Pumps and high heels yes, running shoes no- she will probably get away.
- My friend told me the other day that every time he buys his girlfriend shoes he gets a b**.... Turns out he's head over heels.
- I can say if I'll have s**... with a woman only by looking at her shoes... I'm almost certain If she's wearing high heels.
If she is wearing anything else, I'm not sure if I can outrun her... - It seems like I only have s**... with girls in high heels... Probably because the ones in tennis shoes run too fast.
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Heel Shoes One Liners
Which heel shoes one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with heel shoes? I can suggest the ones about walking boot and heels.
- Why did achilles go shoe shopping? Because heels are his only weakness
- What do you call a milkman wearing high heeled shoes...? A Dairy Queen.
- I went out to a party in my mom's high heels My friends thought I had mommy-ish shoes
- Why was the fetishist chasing the shoe model? Because he was hot on her heels.
- What do you call a shoe on drugs? A high heel!
- What type of shoes did h**... make his wife wear? Ze heil heels!!!
- What kind of shoes did h**...'s wife wear? Size nein heil heels.
Laughable Heel Shoes Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles
What funny jokes about heel shoes you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean footwear jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make heel shoes pranks.
A man is working in the shoe factory
A man is working in the shoe factory, talking with his supervisor from across the line. As he works on the incomplete shoe, he strikes up a conversation with his boss. "Anything new in your world Bob?" he asks. "Yeah, actually! I just finished my degree and am starting a 2nd job as a therapist!", he responds. The man, moving on to the bottom of the shoe is shocked. "Wow, that's great! You know, I've actually been having trouble getting over Jess-" he starts, before Bob interrupts "Let it go man. It's time to heel".
The Pope and the Rabbi (not the apple one)
The Pope is walking down a street in London, when the heel breaks off his shoe. He looks around, and sees two shops advertising shoe repair. Looking closer, he sees a star of David on the wall in one, and a crucifix in the other. He thinks for a moment, and decides he'll go into the Jewish run shop, and do a little something for the relationship between the two faiths.
They're a bit surprised when the Pope walks in, but treat him well and do a really nice repair for him. When they're done, they refuse his money but ask if they can put a sign up saying he was a customer. He agrees, and goes on his way. The following day, the Jewish run shop has a sign in the window; "Cobblers to the Pope."
The day after that, the Christian shop has a sign in the window; "b**... to the chief Rabbi."
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[I'll get my coat...]
One night a fellow drove his secretary home...
... after she had imbibed a little too much at an office reception. Although this was an innocent gesture, he decided not to mention it to his wife, who tended to get jealous easily.
The next night the man and his wife were driving to a restaurant. Suddenly he looked down and spotted a high-heel shoe half hidden under the passenger seat. Not wanting to be conspicuous, he waited until his wife was looking out her window before he scooped up the shoe and tossed it out of the car.
With a sigh of relief, he pulled into the restaurant parking lot. That's when he noticed his wife squirming around in her seat. "Honey," she asked, "have you seen my other shoe?"