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My grandfather predicted that the titanic would sink.
He tried to warn everyone that it was going to sink, but the fools wouldn't listen. Being the good man that he was, he kept on urging people to heed his warning, right up until he was escorted out of the movie theatre by security.
A boy is about to go on his first date, is worried about keeping the conversation flowing, and asks his older brother's advice
His older brother tells him to remember the 3 F's: Family, Food, and Filosophy; and to start ask questions about them.
On their date, there is a lull in the conversation and the boy decides to heed his brother's advice. He asks, "Do you have a brother?"
"No," the girl replies.
"Ah, well, do you like asparagus?"
"No," she replies again.
Losing composure, the boy asks, "Well, if you had a brother, would he like asparagus?"
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