The Best 15 Hee Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Hee jokes. There are some hee aah jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hee daiquiri puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Hee Jokes and Puns

What is Yoda's last name?

Lay Hee Hoo

Nuns

The nuns at the local convent had their daily annoucement session.
The mother superior walked out in front of the 100 nuns with a very serious
frown on her face. She began to speak...
Mother Superior: There had been a sinful deed committed here, yesterday.
99 nuns: Oh, no!

1 nun: Hee, hee, hee.

Mother Superior: Today I found a pair a men's underwear.

99 nuns: Oh, no!

1 nun: Hee, hee, hee.

Mother Superior: And I also found a condom.

99 nuns: Oh, no!

1 nun: Hee, hee, hee.

Mother Superior: And it has been used!

99 nuns: Oh, no!

1 nun: Hee, hee, hee.

Mother Superior: And there was a hole in it!

1 nun: Oh, No!

99 nuns: Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee!.....

My 13 year old daughter just told me she identifies as Michael Jackson

And her pronouns are hee hee

Dad: Hey did you hear about Maya Hee?

Son: Maya Who

Dad: Maya Ha Ha

Mating call of a blonde...

"Hee hee, I think I'm a little drunk!"


Me: Hey did you hear about Maya Hee?

My fiance: Maya Who

Me: Maya Ha Ha

There are lots of famous Mayas, like Maya Rudolph, etc.

My favorites are Maya Hee, Maya Hoo, and Maya Haha

Yoda's last name

Not many people know this, but Yoda has a last name. It's Lay Hee Hoo.

What did the Kiwi say to the Jew?

Hee broo

What do you say to a Jewish New Zealander?

Hee brew

What is a yodeler's favourite kitchen utensil?

A LADLE AY HEE OOH

You can explore hee uhm reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean hee yee dad jokes. There are also hee puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What pronoun do you use to refer to Michael Jackson?

HEE HEE

Not sure if Michael Jackson's *hee hee* was carefully placed in parts of his songs or...

...he just had Tourettes

WHAT DO YOU CALL RACCOON WHO ATTEMPT TO MATE WITH GARBAGE BAG

THIS IS VERY BAD. TO THIS RACOON YOU MUST SAY "DO NOT PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD."

HO HO HEE HEE

What is the direct competitor for Dungeons and Dragons?

Helmets and Spades. Tee hee.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the hee yay jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working hee piper piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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