The Best 10 Hedgehogs Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Hedgehogs jokes. There are some hedgehogs oder jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hedgehogs slotermeyer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Hedgehogs Jokes and Puns


Why can't they just share the hedge.

Scientists have finally discovered the secret of longevity of hedgehogs...

...It turns out, there is no secret. They don't even live that long.


Why can't they just share the hedge?

One of my favourite jokes to come out of the Edinburgh Comedy festival :-)

Hedgehogs joke, Hedgehogs...

A joke I came up with the other day

Two hedgehogs were at a wedding. One of the hedgehogs asked if the other would like to dance with him.
The other hedgehog responded, Sure, but I might poke ya,


I don't know why hedgehogs think that rolling into a ball is a good defence mechanism.

I wasn't going to kick it before.

How do hedgehogs mate?

Very carefully.

Video games have never made me feel violent,

but they have made me respect plumbers and hedgehogs.

Hedgehogs joke, Video games have never made me feel violent,

How do hedgehogs mate?


How do capitalist hedgehogs pay for things?

The hegemoney

how do hedgehogs reproduce ?

By being very, very careful.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the hedgehogs maraca jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working hedgehogs mammals piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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