Hedgehog Jokes

64 hedgehog jokes and hilarious hedgehog puns to laugh out loud. Read animal jokes about hedgehog that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laugh out loud with the best hedgehog jokes for kids and adults! From Sonic the Hedgehog to Shadow the Hedgehog, and from Frogger to Kangaroot, this compilation of jokes is sure to bring a smile and a few chuckles. Perfect for any hedgehog birthday or celebration, or just to lighten up any day. Get ready to tell these jokes and hop into a BMW of laughter!

Funniest Hedgehog Short Jokes

Short hedgehog jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hedgehog humour may include short groundhog jokes also.

  1. Two toothpicks are walking the forest. When all of a sudden a hedgehog walks by. The one toothpick says to the other,
    "When did this place get a bus?"
  2. What do you call someone who buys up the garden store's entire stock of shrubbery? A hedgehog!
  3. Scientists have finally discovered the secret of longevity of hedgehogs... ...It turns out, there is no secret. They don't even live that long.
  4. Hedgehogs... Why can't they just share the hedge?
    One of my favourite jokes to come out of the Edinburgh Comedy festival :-)
  5. David Walliams joke Thank you Joel, and so nice to see Caroline Flack back on TV as well.
  6. What do an anorexic person and Sonic the Hedgehog have in common? They both gotta go fast.
  7. Why did the hedgehog and the squirrel stop being friends? The hedgehog was too prickly and the squirrel was too nutty
  8. Two toothpicks are walking through the forest, a hedgehog walks past them. The one toothpick says to the other one: "i didn't knew that there is a busstop over here"
  9. Hedgehog was pulling a rope in the forest The rabbit saw and asked: "Why you are pulling this rope?" "You know... It's very hard to push it"replied hedgehog.
  10. What do you call a drunk blue hedgehog? Gin and sonic.

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Hedgehog One Liners

Which hedgehog one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hedgehog? I can suggest the ones about rabbit hare and guinea pig.

  1. During Ramadan, Sonic the Hedgehog is a Muslim Because he's gotta go fast.
  2. Hedgehogs Why can't they just share the hedge.
  3. What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan? Got to go fast!
  4. Why did the hedgehog cross the road ? To see his flat mate.
  5. What did Sonic the Hedgehog say 24 hours before he got a blood test? Gotta go fast.
  6. What do you get when you breed a snake with a hedgehog? Barbed wire
  7. Why should you never eat sonic the Hedgehog? He gives your underwear blue streaks.
  8. What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo
  9. Who is the most poetic videogame character? Sonnet the Hedgehog
  10. What rodent helps reduce your risk when trading livestock futures? A hedgehog
  11. What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary? A hedgehog.
  12. What do you get when you mix a bush and a motorcycle? A hedgehog
  13. Shakespeare loved to play video games... His favorite was Sonnet the hedgehog
  14. fasting. What a Jamaican calls Sonic the Hedgehog
  15. What's the name of Sonic the Hedgehog's drug business Sonic SPEED

Sonic Hedgehog Jokes

Here is a list of funny sonic hedgehog jokes and even better sonic hedgehog puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Sonic the Hedgehog sells his soul to the Devil. Gotta go Faust!
  • I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... ...but it's no use.
    ^^^^^^For ^^^^^^Sonic ^^^^^^fans.
  • What is Sonic the Hedgehog's favorite time of the year? Lent.
    Because he has more opportunities to go fast.
  • What do the Philadelphia Eagles and a dead Sonic the Hedgehog have in common No Rings
  • Yo momma is so ugly she is the reason Sonic the Hedgehog runs fast.
  • Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim? Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!
  • What does Sonic the Hedgehog say during lent? Gotta fast!
  • I heard Chris Farley was turned down for the Sonic the Hedgehog's first voice actor Apparently he s**... at speedballs
  • Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog? ***"IT DOESN'T MATTER"!***
Hedgehog joke, Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog?

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What funny jokes about hedgehog you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean over the hedge jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hedgehog pranks.

What's Shakespeare's favorite video game?

Sonnet the hedgehog


I don't know why hedgehogs think that rolling into a ball is a good defence mechanism.
I wasn't going to kick it before.

What does a hedgehog do at the c**... factory?

Kinder Surprise!

Two toothpicks are hanging out in a forest,

... when all of a sudden they see a hedgehog passing by. So, one of them shrugs and goes like, "Hm, I didn't even know they had public transportation here."
[my gf's fav joke, literal translation from German]

What's worse than an elephant in the china shop?

A hedgehog in the c**... factory.

A joke I came up with the other day

Two hedgehogs were at a wedding. One of the hedgehogs asked if the other would like to dance with him.
The other hedgehog responded, Sure, but I might poke ya,

How does a hedgehog have s**...?

Very carefully

My attempt to translate joke from my language.

Two men are sitting on the river bank, fishing.
Hedgehog walks out of the woods.
-Hey, guys! Do you have a duct tape?
Hedgehog goes away.
Two hours later hedgehog emerges again.
-Hey, guys! I got a duct tape for you!

Drunk needles

Two drunk needles walk out of the bar. They see an hedgehog walking by and one of them goes:
c**..., the bus is full. I guess we gotta walk home.

What's worse than a bull in a China shop?

A hedgehog in a c**... factory

So there's this matchstick climbing up

On the hill. And it's all sweaty because it's exhausted. Nearly at the top of the hill, there is a hedgehog walking by and the matchstick goes
"Ohh! If only I had known there was a bus, I would have taken the bus."

Hedgehog joke, Why did the hedgehog and the squirrel stop being friends?

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