Hedge Trimming Jokes
5 hedge trimming jokes and hilarious hedge trimming puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hedge trimming that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Hedge Trimming Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good hedge trimming joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Trimming garden hedges...
...is shearious business.
What do you call a bleak future society in which people are forced by the state to trim hedges into decorative shapes?
A dystopiary!
My English teacher had a sore back today.
When someone asked him why, he said, "Well, i was trimming hedges, and I finished the first one, and i felt a little pinch in my back, but i just ignored it. But after the second one, my back just gave out on me."
To which i replied: "So, like the american economy- Fine after the first bush, collapsed after the second."
My friend was in his garden...
My friend was in his garden, hanging out his washing and telling me about his latest trip, when all of a sudden he picked up a pair of pruning shears and started trimming his hedge. It was a real non secateur.
A man like me is hard to find.
I trim maze hedges.
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