Heavy Metal Jokes
74 heavy metal jokes and hilarious heavy metal puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about heavy metal that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Heavy Metal Short Jokes
Short heavy metal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The heavy metal humour may include short metal music jokes also.
- So I started a new band. We scream aggressively about how broke we are to heavy guitar riffs.
We're called Debt Metal. - The death count nears 50 after scaffolding collapses and crushes fans at a rock music festival... Eye-witnesses say there was a lot of heavy metal.
- Two windmills are out in a field... ...and one says to the other: "What kind of music do you listen to?"
The other replies: "I'm a big heavy metal fan." - The plane turbine says to the candy... "What kind of music do you listen to?"
The candy says "Oh, I'm into rap. What about you?"
The turbine says "I'm a big heavy metal fan." - So I heard wind turbines enjoy listening to rock music.. Apparently they're big heavy metal fans.
- Why can't you improve the efficiency of wind farms by playing country music around them? Because they're really just big heavy metal fans.
- I just listened to a heavy metal band singing about norse gods Now that's what I call Ragna-rock!
- They weren't pleased that I played I heavy metal song in the church but I resolved it on Gsus
- Saw a group of Sikh men jamming out to heavy metal the other day They were definitely Down With The Sikhness
- Robot vs AntiRobot music What is a robot's favorite music? Heavy Metal
What is an anti-robot's favorite music? TechNo
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Heavy Metal One Liners
Which heavy metal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with heavy metal? I can suggest the ones about death metal and metal.
- What do you call a heavy metal band With financial problems? Megadebt
- What's Santa's favourite heavy metal band? Sleigher
- What kind of music do wind turbines like? They seem to be big heavy metal fans.
- I don't always listen to heavy metal, but when I do... ...so do the neighbors.
- Did you hear about that new heavy metal themed sandwich shop? It's called Pantera Bread
- did you hear about the guy stuck in a heavy metal box? don't worry, he's safe now.
- Why does windmills like heavy metal? Because they are a huge metal fan
- What kind of music do mercury, arsenic and lead listen to? Heavy metal.
- Why didn't the green onion enjoy the heavy metal concert? He was more of a rap scallion.
- What is a chemists favourite type of music? Heavy Metals.
- What do you call a drummer in a heavy metal band who doesn't have a girlfriend? Homeless
- My Best Friend Decided To Play The Tuba in Highschool He was just really into heavy metal
- A new heavy metal Christian Rock band has started up. They're called Nuns 'n' Moses
- I introduced a miner to some heavy metal. The Miner really digs the music.
- What is a robot's favorite kind of music? Heavy Metal
Silly & Ridiculous Heavy Metal Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What funny jokes about heavy metal you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hard rock jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make heavy metal pranks.
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
Little known fact: after their supposed death, Pierre and Marie Curie went on to become successful underwater assassins using a certain heavy metal.
Hundreds of people died of mer-Curie poisoning.
What was the yacht doing while it played heavy metal music?
Dokken
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German heavy metal band Rammstein travels to Poland for the next stop on their international tour. As the airport official goes through their passports and checks them in, she asks, "Occupation?"
The singer replies, "No, no. Were just here to perform a show. We'll be gone by tomorrow morning."
I've found a new genre of music. It's a combination of heavy rock n' roll, hip hop, and folk music.
I call it Scrap Metal.
Why did the heavy metal rocker become an actuary?
He wanted to be paid to predict death and destruction.
A user returned their laptop today because it was "heavy metal" enough
Turned out it was just missing a power chord
Someone returned their laptop at work since it wasn't "heavy metal" enough for them.
Turned out it was just missing a power chord
What do you call an all-dog heavy metal band?
Muttallica.
Why should you not throw stones at a knight?
Because heavy metal is harder than rock.
Im making a heavy metal band...
Im thinking of naming it Lead-arsenic-mercury.
I'm going to make a heavy metal band
... and call it Lead Zeppelin.
I just got back from a trip to Flint
I went there to experience some Heavy Metal.
-"What should we call our band?"
-Ponies!
-Dude, we're a heavy metal band.
-Satanic ponies!
I just don't understand kids. My kid says he wants to play heavy metal. So why's he so mad at me?
I bought him one of the best tubas money can buy!
NPR recently started a heavy metal band.
'All Things Dismembered'
2 Wind Turbines walk into a bar...
The first says, "What kind of music do you like?" The second says, "I'm a heavy metal fan."
Did you hear about the guy who died at a Black Sabbath concert?
He died from heavy metal poisoning.
Tried to take lessons to play the steel drums..
...but the only music you learn to play is heavy metal.
Have you heard about Michigan's music scene??
I hear there's a lot of heavy metal in Flint. :^)
I like to think of terrible pickup lines. Here's my most recent one.
"Hey girl, are you a mainstream, late 90's, early 2000's heavy metal band with a lisp?
Becauthe I'm 'Down with the Thickneth."
Looks her up and down.
I started a heavy metal tribute band with guys from my Macroeconomics class
We are Guns & Butter
Any guy who plays heavy metal at work…
Is office rocker...
My girlfriend just told me her favorite music is heavy metal.
So for her birthday I'm taking her on a trip to a construction site.
TIL listening to metal music can give you heavy metal poisoning
It's because of the lead singer.
What is a robots favourite music?
heavy metal
Two windmills are on a date.
They're having a great time and really talking it up. The steak at the restaurant is incredible, and they couldn't be having a better time. So, eventually, one of the windmills asks, "hey, what kind of music are you into?" The other windmill responds--
"I'm a big heavy metal fan"
Heavy metal is a lot like jazz....
It's the lyrics you DON'T hear
Have you heard about the Tibetan monk Heavy-metal band?
They're called In Flames.
I like the weapons like the music
HEAVY AND METAL
Did you hear about the heavy metal band that also makes Christmas music?
They're called sleigh-er
What's a windmill's favourite genre of music?
He's a heavy metal fan.
Why did the heavy metal group rent a wrecking ball for their upcoming concert?
They wanted to bring the house down
I was so exhausted when I went to bed that I slept right through my son and his friends having a r**... w**... and heavy metal party in the yard all thru the night. As the sun came up, the party was still in full swing and my phone had blown up with messages complaining about the noise and the smell.
So I wake up in the morning and I step outside and I take a deep breath and I get real high and I scream from the top of my lungs 'WHAT'S GOIN' ON?'
