Heavy Equipment Jokes
3 heavy equipment jokes and hilarious heavy equipment puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about heavy equipment that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Heavy Equipment Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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I rented some heavy lifting equipment in Kiev
from a company called You crane.
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Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary.
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Pencils lost a few points.
Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline. Weights were up in heavy trading.
Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers remained unchanged.
The market for raisins dried up. Balloon prices were inflated. And toilet paper touched a new bottom.
I like my men like old TVs
Heavy equipment and broken inside
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