Heaviest Jokes

Funniest Heaviest Short Jokes

Short heaviest jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The heaviest humour may include short heavier jokes also.

1. The heaviest things in the universe 3 - Neutron stars
   2 - Black holes
   1 - The collective weight of the people who thought this was a yo momma joke
2. How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in the world's heaviest light bulb? Just one, it's light work.
3. Scientists just found a new element and it is the heaviest element known to humans! They're naming it urmomium
4. Joke for the Physicists What's the heaviest naturally occurring element in the universe? U - not yo mamma like everyone's been telling you all your life.
5. What's the heaviest food...
6. The most massive object of our entire supercluster Hey, you're like the Great Attractor
   Thanks man
   No I mean like you're the heaviest thing in the known universe
7. Who was the heaviest US founding father? Alexander.
   He weighed a Hamil*ton*!
8. Heaviest element Scientists discovered something heavier than Uranium, Your mum.
   Drop the mic
9. I walked into a Chinese bar and ordered the heaviest drink. The bartender served me wonton soup.

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Heaviest One Liners

Which heaviest one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with heaviest? I can suggest the ones about hardest and biggest.

1. What's the heaviest soup in Asia? Wonton soup!
2. What's the heaviest noodle in the world? Wanton Noodles.
3. Who is the heaviest member of the British royal family? It's Diana, Princess of Whales.
4. Which type of soup is the heaviest? Won-ton soup
5. What is the heaviest soup? Won Ton soup.
6. What's the heaviest food? Wonton noodles
7. What was the name of the heaviest man in china? Won ton
8. What's the heaviest Chinese food? wonton :3
9. What building is the heaviest? The church, because it has the most mass.
10. What's the heaviest soup? One ton soup.
11. What's the heaviest dish ever cooked? A bowl of one-tons. (Wontons)
12. Who was the heaviest of the Pharaohs? King Two-ton-khamen.
13. What do you call a chair the heaviest person sits on? Broken!
14. ‪Why is Chinese soup the heaviest kind of soup? Because it's won-ton
15. A buddy of mine just created the world's heaviest ornament. It will go down in his tree.

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