Heavenward Jokes
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What is a good heavenward joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
The Lost Bible
One day a devout preacher lost his favorite Bible while he was at a spiritual retreat in the mountains. He was devastated, and began to lose his faith. Three weeks later, a dog walked up to him after church service, carrying the Bible in its mouth. The preacher couldn't believe his eyes.
He took the precious book out of the dog's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!"
"Not really," said the dog. "Your name is written inside the cover."
Religious Cowboy
The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a toad walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the toad's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the toad. "Your name is written inside the cover."
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An astronomer, a physicist, and a mathematician in Scotland
An astronomer, a physicist, and a mathematician are on a train headed for Scotland. As they cross the border, they see a black sheep. The astronomer cries out, All sheep in Scotland are black. . The physicist says, Some sheep in Scotland are black . The mathematician raises his eyes heavenward and says, In Scotland, there is at least one field, with at least one sheep in it, one side of which is black!
A blind man was out for a walk in a new neighborhood.
As it sometimes happens with blind people, he realized he'd taken a wrong turn. Trying to remain calm, he stepped off of the sidewalk and, discovering a change in temperature, took refuge under a nearby tree so that he might mentally retrace his steps. Inclining his face toward a perceived higher power, he muttered, "I just need a sign. A cyclist, a car, something to get me back on track." Taking a deep breath, he made for the sidewalk, his cane carving a path before him. But on the off swing, he missed a sign standing at the sidewalk's edge and smacked into it with his shoulder. Puzzled, he reached out to see what sort of obstacle he had encountered and, upon discovering what it was, rolled his eyes heavenward and said, "I didn't mean that kind of sign!"
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