Heathrow Jokes
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England soccer team have got a new captain today
His names George Smith and he'll be flying the A380 back to Heathrow..
Just waiting for my sister at Heathrow Airport,
as I saw her emerge in arrivals I shouted, "Hi sis, " Never seen as many armed police appear as quickly in my life!
UK politician Boris Johnson has promised to lie in front of bulldozers clearing a path for the 3rd Heathrow runway.
This should be no problem for him as he has already had plenty of practice lying in front of a bus!
A old woman was arrested on terrorism charges today
A elderly woman was arrested on terrorism charges at Heathrow airport today.
She had tried to bring a bomb onto a plane with her.
When questioned as to why she did such a thing she said she was deathly afraid of her plane being blown up by a t**... and thought the chances of two bombs being on one plane where astronomical.
At Heathrow Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator.
Authorities believe she is a member of the notorious al-Gebra movement. She is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
A 747 just landed at Heathrow Airport in London
A 747 just landed at Heathrow Airport in London. After the captain shutdown the engines you could still hear the whining.
I learned never to play League of Legends with an Englishman
Because Heathrow
So an Israeli guy flies into Heathrow and arrives at British customs.
"Occupation?" the agent says.
"No, just visiting."
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