Heathen Jokes
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My atheist friend recently came out as transgender and decided to become a Christian.
They're a "she" now, but they were a heathen.
A SHORT HISTORY OF MEDICINE:
"Doctor, I have an ear ache."
2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root."
1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1850 A.D. - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion."
1940 A.D. - "That potion is snake oil, s**... this pill."
1985 A.D. - "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic."
2017 A.D. - "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!"
My good transgender friend
My good transgender friend doesn't like to talk about growing up in a very religious family.
She was a heathen.
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