Heath Jokes

What are some Heath jokes?

Good for Christian Bale, visiting the victims of the Aurora, Colorado massacre.

I heard some of them even got to meet Heath Ledger.

TIL Gerry Rafferty of Stealers Wheel is buried in the same graveyard as Ronald McDonald and Heath Ledger.

He has a clown to the left of him and a joker to the right.

I've been waiting on Stephen Hawking to tell his racist joke...

I mean, it's got to be a good one – he's been looking over his shoulder for years.

(from my brother Heath).

I have a spreadsheet wherein I track all the chocolate toffee bars I've eaten.

It's my Heath ledger.

At Heathrow Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator.

Authorities believe she is a member of the notorious al-Gebra movement. She is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.

I have a spreadsheet in which I keep count of every chocolate toffee bar.

I call it my Heath ledger.

Heath Ledger

-So if Heath ledger was a method actor, and he killed himself while being the joker, what did he do for Broke Back Mountain? He was a gay cowboy.

-I have to guess he rode more than horses.

What's the difference between Heath Ledger and Heath Ledger jokes?

Heath Ledger jokes can get old....

Where does the Joker keep a record of his favourite shrubland areas?

Heath Ledger.

I am a heathen. I like burning bibles and defiling the name of God. But also I genuinely love giving to charity and always try to be as honest as I can.

I guess that I am just very sincere.

Some joker lost his book logging all of his chocolate-covered English toffee bar purchases.

It was a Heath ledger.

What does The Joker use to keep track of his candy bar expenses?

Heath Ledger.

Why would Jake Gylenhall make the perfect Joker?

Because he literally has Heath Ledger inside of him #brokebackmountain

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