Heath Jokes

• Short Heath Jokes
• Heath One Liners
• Heath Ledger Jokes
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Funniest Heath Short Jokes

Short heath jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The heath humour may include short herb jokes also.

1. [Blind Date] Guy: Hi, my name is Heath. Girl: Hello, nice to meet you. I'm Heather.
   Guy: This isn't a competition.
2. Good for Christian Bale, visiting the victims of the Aurora, Colorado massacre. I heard some of them even got to meet Heath Ledger.
3. TIL Gerry Rafferty of Stealers Wheel is buried in the same graveyard as Ronald McDonald and Heath Ledger. He has a clown to the left of him and a joker to the right.
4. I've been waiting on Stephen Hawking to tell his racist joke... I mean, it's got to be a good one – he's been looking over his shoulder for years.
   (from my brother Heath).
5. My friends and I keep track of all the Heath bars we owe each other. You could say we have a Heath Ledger.
6. I have a spreadsheet wherein I track all the chocolate toffee bars I've eaten. It's my Heath ledger.
7. I have a spreadsheet in which I keep count of every chocolate toffee bar. I call it my Heath ledger.
8. What's the difference between Heath Ledger and Heath Ledger jokes? heath ledger jokes can get old....
9. Why would Jake Gylenhall make the perfect Joker? Because he literally has Heath Ledger inside of him #brokebackmountain
10. Some joker lost his book logging all of his chocolate-covered English toffee bar purchases. It was a Heath ledger.

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Heath One Liners

Which heath one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with heath? I can suggest the ones about heal and health wellness.

1. Where does the Joker keep a record of his favourite shrubland areas? Heath Ledger.
2. What does The Joker use to keep track of his candy bar expenses? Heath Ledger.
3. Where did Mike Tyson find a list of drug addicts? Heath Ledger.
4. Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
5. What do you call a dead joker? Heath Ledger
6. Heath Ledger's portrayal of the Joker Was absolutely ledgendary.
7. Check out this joker with his accounting book.. Guy thinks he's Heath Ledger.
8. Why did Heath Ledger kill himself? He was forced to call Maggie Gyllenhaal beautiful
9. The Joker What do you call somebody who shares a coffin with the Joker?
   Heath Lodger!

Heath Ledger Jokes

Here is a list of funny heath ledger jokes and even better heath ledger puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Christian Bale ate a large amount of candy bars on the set of the Dark Knight. According to the Heath ledger.
• How does a gay forester calls his diary where he keeps account of all his affairs? A heath ledger

Laughter Heath Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What funny jokes about heath you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean heater jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make heath pranks.