heath Jokes

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Good for Christian Bale, visiting the victims of the Aurora, Colorado massacre.

I heard some of them even got to meet Heath Ledger.

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TIL Gerry Rafferty of Stealers Wheel is buried in the same graveyard as Ronald McDonald and Heath Ledger.

He has a clown to the left of him and a joker to the right.

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I've been waiting on Stephen Hawking to tell his racist joke...

I mean, it's got to be a good one – he's been looking over his shoulder for years.

(from my brother Heath).

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I have a spreadsheet wherein I track all the chocolate toffee bars I've eaten.

It's my Heath ledger.

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I have a spreadsheet in which I keep count of every chocolate toffee bar.

I call it my Heath ledger.

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At Heathrow Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator.

Authorities believe she is a member of the notorious al-Gebra movement. She is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.

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Heath Ledger

-So if Heath ledger was a method actor, and he killed himself while being the joker, what did he do for Broke Back Mountain? He was a gay cowboy.

-I have to guess he rode more than horses.

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What's the difference between Heath Ledger and Heath Ledger jokes?

Heath Ledger jokes can get old....

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I am a heathen. I like burning bibles and defiling the name of God. But also I genuinely love giving to charity and always try to be as honest as I can.

I guess that I am just very sincere.

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Where does the Joker keep a record of his favourite shrubland areas?

Heath Ledger.

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What does The Joker use to keep track of his candy bar expenses?

Heath Ledger.

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Why would Jake Gylenhall make the perfect Joker?

Because he literally has Heath Ledger inside of him #brokebackmountain

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Some joker lost his book logging all of his chocolate-covered English toffee bar purchases.

It was a Heath ledger.

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Where did Mike Tyson find a list of drug addicts?

Heath Ledger.

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What do you call a dead joker?

Heath Ledger

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TIL Jerry Rafferty of Stealers Wheel is buried in the same graveyard as Ronald McDonald and Heath Ledger.

He has a clown to the left of him and a joker to the right.

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How does a gay forester calls his diary where he keeps account of all his affairs?

A heath ledger

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Why did Heath Ledger kill himself?

He was forced to call Maggie Gyllenhaal beautiful

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Check out this joker with his accounting book..

Guy thinks he's Heath Ledger.

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Christian Bale ate a large amount of candy bars on the set of the Dark Knight.

According to the Heath ledger.

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The Joker

What do you call somebody who shares a coffin with the Joker?


Heath Lodger!

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Heath Ledger's portrayal of the Joker

Was absolutely ledgendary.

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I am sad to say that my dog is of age and his mental heath is deteriorating

The doctors think he has barkinsons

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What are the most funny Heath jokes of all time ?

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