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Heat Waves Jokes

9 heat waves jokes and hilarious heat waves puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about heat waves that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Heat Waves Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

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Jack and his wife lived in Arizona where the summers are very hot.

Jack and his wife lived in Arizona where the summers are very hot.
He woke up one day when they were having a heat wave.
As he stepped out of the shower he complained to his wife saying, it's just too hot to wear any clothes on a day like this. What would the neighbors think if I mowed the lawn with no clothes.
That I married you only for your money.

What do fans do at hot, summer football games?

Heat waves.

What do you call an amoeba that heats things up?

A microbe-wave

Make sure to check your Tauntaun for a fever in this heat wave.

They should always be Luke warm.

What did the rest of Europe say to the UK during the heat wave?

"UK m8?"

Why is hot friendlier than cold?

Because heat waves but cold snaps.

If you saw a heat wave....

Would you wave back?

An Innuit is out fishing in his canoe one day, feeling fairly miserable because he's cold and he hasn't caught anything...

Suddenly, he hits upon the idea of lighting a camping stove in the bottom of the boat so that he can stay warm, and cook his catch at the same time. However, before too long, the canoe hits a large wave, causing the stove to tip over and start a fire in the canoe. Not wishing to get burned, the Innuit is forced to swim back to shore, losing his boat and his catch.
The moral of the story is, you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

This heat wave is like the Republican Party

It's some Southern nonsense.

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