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Heat Stroke Jokes

8 heat stroke jokes and hilarious heat stroke puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about heat stroke that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Heat Stroke Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good heat stroke joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What do you call a black man who dies of heat exhaustion and a white guy that dies of a brain aneurysm?

Different Strokes

What do you call the sun when it masturbates?

A heat s**...

Why did everyone in the Apple store die of heat s**...

They didn't want to install windows

I just had my first heat s**...

But apparently m**... in the sauna will get you banned from the gym.

Why did the man who was m**... in the sun for three hours go to the hospital?

He had a heat s**....

If i could cure my fever by using smooth pickup lines...

i would die from a heat s**... in an instant...

What's the difference between a hot dog and a heat stroked dog?

I don't leave my hot dog in the car for an hour in the summertime with the intention of eating it when I return.

A Man Was Lost In The Desert

A man was lost in the desert for days and days and days and was crawling on his hands and knees. He had heat s**..., sun s**..., everything s**... and in maybe a few minutes he would be dead.
In the distance he saw a mirage, he thought. He saw someone coming towards him but he hadn't seen anyone for days. The middle of no where, so he thought this can't be true.
And as he looked, it looked as if it was an Eskimo with a dog sled and eight husky dogs in front. And he thought, 'The sun must be making me crazy, it must be a mirage.' But as it came closer, he could make out the sound of the dogs barking and he could see the furs on the Eskimo.
And he thought, 'My goodness, I'm actually saved! It's not a mirage after all!'
Soon, he could feel the dogs l**... his face and he could see the Eskimo standing right before him. "It's a mircale! I'm saved," he said. "I've been lost in the desert for days!" he said to the Eskimo.
And the Eskimo replied, "And you think YOU'RE lost."

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