Heartburn Jokes

• Short Heartburn Jokes
• Heartburn One Liners
• More Heartburn Jokes

Funniest Heartburn Short Jokes

Short heartburn jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The heartburn humour may include short indigestion jokes also.

1. I could never figure out why birthday cake gave me heartburn. Apparently you're supposed to blow out and remove the candles first.
2. I used to get heartburn when I ate cake... Till a doctor told me to take the candles off first!
3. My friend Gav recently passed away after suffering from heartburn I can't believe Gaviscon
4. Patient got heartburn. A patient goes to his doctor and says, every time I eat cake I get heartburn
   The doctor responds, next time remove the candles first
   Now upvote me for my cake day
5. I used to get heartburn every time I ate birthday cake... ...then I learned you're supposed to blow out the candles.
6. Why did the hippie driver refuse heartburn medication? Because anti-acid would ruin the trip
7. Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn everything I eat birthday cake Doctor: Have you tried taking the candles off before you eat it?
8. Yesterday my dear friend Gavin passed away after taking heartburn pills. I can't believe Gaviscon.
9. I wondered why my heartburn medicine was making me depressed... Turns out I was drinking Pepto-Dismal.
   
10. Gav, an old friend of mine recently passed away by choking on a heartburn tablet I still can't believe gaviscon

Share These Heartburn Jokes With Friends

Heartburn One Liners

Which heartburn one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with heartburn? I can suggest the ones about heart break and heart attack.

1. My friend Gav died from heartburn yesterday... Sadly, Gaviscon.
2. Today I found out my best friend Gav died of Heartburn I can't believe Gaviscon
3. What do you call an orthodox jew that is prone to heartburn? Acidic.
   [My apologies]
4. Such a sad day - a friend of mine died of heartburn Still can't believe Gaviscon
5. If you get heartburn every time you eat birthday cake try removing the candles.
6. My friend Gav died from heartburn this morning. I can't believe Gaviscon
7. Why did the vampire's lunch give him heartburn? It was a stake sandwich.
8. My mate died from a bad case of heartburn I can't believe Gaviscone.
9. My friend Gavin died of heartburn... I can't believe Gaviscon
10. Why do white girls help fight heartburn? Because they're so basic.
11. Gavin died today of heartburn. I am so sad gaviscon.
12. If you always get heartburn evertime you eat cake... ...try taking the candles off.
13. My friend died of heartburn and indigestion I can believe Gaviscon
14. My friend died suddenly of heartburn today... Now Gaviscon
15. My friend Gav died of heartburn the other day Gaviscon

Comical Heartburn Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about heartburn you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean flatulence jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make heartburn pranks.