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Short heartbroken jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The heartbroken humour may include short heartbreaking jokes also.
- Mario goes to court The judge says: you must pay the court $12,000.
Mario, surpised, asks: Why?
The judge replies: It's a fine.
Mario, heartbroken, sadly says: No itsa not. - My girlfriend broke up with me at our favorite date spot. I was so shocked and heartbroken I got up and immediately stormed out the door. And that's how I fell off the Ferris wheel.
- I was heartbroken the day oj simpson was acquitted… I'd already picked out which TV I wanted…
- My girlfriend broke up with me after we did a marathon. I'm pretty heartbroken, but we had a good run.
- I'll never forget when my parents sat me down and told me Santa wasn't real I was heartbroken...
I'm not sure how I managed to go to work that day! - I was heartbroken when I left my tennis-player girlfriend But unfortunately, we had very different definitions of love.
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Cheeky Heartbroken Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about heartbroken you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean heartless jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make heartbroken pranks.
A husband and a wife over their marriage had eight kids.One day the husband notices that their sixth kid, Billy, looks very different from the other seven.
The husband goes to his wife and asks her, Honey, I noticed that Billy looks different from the other children, did you have an affair?
The wife starts to break down into tears and nods her head.
The husband, heartbroken, quietly asks his wife, So who is Billy's father?
You.
Did you know spiders go deaf if they have no legs?
Well it's true and here's why.
When I was a child I had a pet a spider. It was great I even trained him to jump. 'Jump' I'd shout and with a boing he'd leap into the air.
Well my brother saw this and in a jealous rage he pulled the spiders legs off!
I was heartbroken. 'Jump' I'd shout and the spider would just sit there. Not only had he lost his legs, he'd gone deaf too.
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Tractors
So there was this guy who was a fan of tractors. He had posters of it everywhere. He had his own tractor business, married a beautiful wife. The whole 9 yards.
One day his wife died from a tractor accident. Heartbroken he got rid of his business, his posters, everything tractor related.
Few years later he goes on a date. The restaurant starts smoking and he says "Darling wait i got this". He s**... in all the smoke goes outside and blows it away. Everyone starts applauding and his date asks "How did you do that?". The guy says: "Im an extractor fan"
How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love she is with the new one, and one to go "Yeeeee-Hah !" and throw his hat in the air.
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There are so many Mexicans heartbroken about the pending wall
Let's hope they get over it soon
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Message from my girlfriend:
"It's over! Your d**...'s too big. - It hurts me."
I was heartbroken and sad. But, when I came home she was there!
She said: "Forget the message! It was meant for someone else."
Can't describe the relief I felt. Everything feels good again.
