Heartbroken Jokes
13 heartbroken jokes and hilarious heartbroken puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about heartbroken that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Heartbroken Short Jokes
Short heartbroken jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The heartbroken humour may include short heartbreaking jokes also.
- When I found out my wife was having an affair, I was heartbroken. I turned to religion to cope. Now I'm Muslim and we're stoning her tomorrow.
- Mario goes to court The judge says: you must pay the court $12,000.
Mario, surpised, asks: Why?
The judge replies: It's a fine.
Mario, heartbroken, sadly says: No itsa not. - I'm absolutely heartbroken. My Girlfriend has broken up with me over my chronic gambling addiction.. .. Desperate to win Her back.
- My girlfriend broke up with me at our favorite date spot. I was so shocked and heartbroken I got up and immediately stormed out the door. And that's how I fell off the Ferris wheel.
- I was heartbroken the day oj simpson was acquitted… I'd already picked out which TV I wanted…
- My girlfriend broke up with me after we did a marathon. I'm pretty heartbroken, but we had a good run.
- My girlfriend left me today to be with someone who was a dwarf. I'm heartbroken. I didn't know she could stoop so low...
- I'll never forget when my parents sat me down and told me Santa wasn't real I was heartbroken...
I'm not sure how I managed to go to work that day! - There are so many Mexicans heartbroken about the pending wall Let's hope they get over it soon
- I still remember the day my Mum and Dad told me Santa wasn't real I was heartbroken.
I jumped in my car and went straight to the pub.
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Heartbroken One Liners
Which heartbroken one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with heartbroken? I can suggest the ones about saddened and devastated.
- Why were the star-crossed melons heartbroken? Because they cantaloupe
Cheeky Heartbroken Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about heartbroken you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean broken heart jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make heartbroken pranks.
A husband and a wife over their marriage had eight kids.One day the husband notices that their sixth kid, Billy, looks very different from the other seven.
The husband goes to his wife and asks her, Honey, I noticed that Billy looks different from the other children, did you have an affair?
The wife starts to break down into tears and nods her head.
The husband, heartbroken, quietly asks his wife, So who is Billy's father?
You.
There is a husband and a wife that, over their marriage, have eight kids.
One day the husband notices that their sixth kid, Billy, looks very different from the other seven.
The husband goes to his wife and asks her, "Honey, I noticed that Billy looks different from the other children, did you have an affair?"
The wife starts to break down into tears and nods her head.
The husband, heartbroken, quietly asks his wife, "So who is Billy's father?"
"You."
Did you know spiders go deaf if they have no legs?
Well it's true and here's why.
When I was a child I had a pet a spider. It was great I even trained him to jump. 'Jump' I'd shout and with a boing he'd leap into the air.
Well my brother saw this and in a jealous rage he pulled the spiders legs off!
I was heartbroken. 'Jump' I'd shout and the spider would just sit there. Not only had he lost his legs, he'd gone deaf too.
Tractors
So there was this guy who was a fan of tractors. He had posters of it everywhere. He had his own tractor business, married a beautiful wife. The whole 9 yards.
One day his wife died from a tractor accident. Heartbroken he got rid of his business, his posters, everything tractor related.
Few years later he goes on a date. The restaurant starts smoking and he says "Darling wait i got this". He s**... in all the smoke goes outside and blows it away. Everyone starts applauding and his date asks "How did you do that?". The guy says: "Im an extractor fan"
