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Heartbreak Jokes

9 heartbreak jokes and hilarious heartbreak puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about heartbreak that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Need to brighten up your mood after a rough break-up? Check out these hilarious heartbreak jokes to lift your spirits! These laughs will help you cope with the pain and sorrow of a severe heartbreak and make you feel a bit better.

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Comedy Heartbreak Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What is a good heartbreak joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

My brother who has a stutter is in prison.

It's just heartbreaking knowing he will never finish his sentence.

A fortune teller told me that, in 12 years time, I'd suffer terrible heartbreak.

So, to cheer myself up, I bought a puppy.

A fortune-teller told me that in 10-15 years, I would suffer the most terrible heartbreak any man has ever faced. I was so upset over learning this.

I decided to cheer myself up -- I adopted a puppy, and I've never been happier!

Recently, a fortune teller told me that in about 12 years I would suffer terrible heartbreak.

So, to cheer myself up, I went and bought a puppy.

The Cleveland Browns team visited an orphanage today.

"It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," said Jose, age 6.

Have you heard about that new virus that is devastating the bird population?

It's called Chirpies.
What's most heartbreaking about it is that it's...
untweetable.

A fortune teller told me I'd suffer a tragic heartbreaking loss in 12 years

So to cheer myself up I got a puppy

The American soccer team visited an orphanage today.

"It's heartbreaking to see their sad faces without hope." said Bill Rogers, age 6.

The England Football team.....

visited a Brazilian orphanage this morning. 'It's heartbreak to see their sad little faces with no hope' said Jose, age 6.

Heartbreak joke, The England Football team.....

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