Heartbreak Jokes
9 heartbreak jokes and hilarious heartbreak puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about heartbreak that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Need to brighten up your mood after a rough break-up? Check out these hilarious heartbreak jokes to lift your spirits! These laughs will help you cope with the pain and sorrow of a severe heartbreak and make you feel a bit better.
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Comedy Heartbreak Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What is a good heartbreak joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
My brother who has a stutter is in prison.
It's just heartbreaking knowing he will never finish his sentence.
A fortune teller told me that, in 12 years time, I'd suffer terrible heartbreak.
So, to cheer myself up, I bought a puppy.
The Cleveland Browns team visited an orphanage today.
"It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," said Jose, age 6.
Have you heard about that new virus that is devastating the bird population?
It's called Chirpies.
What's most heartbreaking about it is that it's...
untweetable.
The American soccer team visited an orphanage today.
"It's heartbreaking to see their sad faces without hope." said Bill Rogers, age 6.
England cricket team visited an orphanage in Chennai today
It is so tragic and heartbreaking to see their little faces with no hope! I wish we could do something to help them!
Said 6 year old Venkatswamy after the crushing defeat of English cricket team
I had to do a dissection today.
It was heartbreaking.
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
Before I begin today's lecture
I'd like to relay an anecdote from my days as a student. My classmate and I both loved the same girl. In the end, she chose him and I was left with heartbreak. But my classmate was left with heart failure. Which brings me to today's subject: s**... and its complications.
Tom Petty died yesterday of a cardiac arrest
I blame the Heartbreakers
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