Heartattack Jokes
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Heart-Attacks are overrated
I mean your heart works non-stop all of your life, would it kill you if the poor guy took a break for 5 minutes ?
You heard about the guy who had a heart-attack when the police entered his house?
He had a cardiac arrest
Juan, if you fell ill, what would you do?
Teacher: "Juan, if you fell ill, what would you do?"
Juan: "Go to bed."
Teacher: "But... before that?"
Juan: "I take the clothes off!"
Teacher: "Wouldn't you go to the doctor?"
Juan: "No, no doctor! Doctor killed my uncle in Madrid!"
Teacher: "Really?"
Juan: "Si! My uncle, he has pain in the chest, he go see doctor. Doctor say: 'It's all right!' Ten minutes later in the street my uncle: bght – Finito!"
Teacher: "Was it a heart-attack?"
Juan: "No. Motor-car!"
Teacher: "Well, you can hardly blame the doctor for that."
Juan: "Si! The doctor – he was driving the motor-car!"
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A man comes home from work...
...and walks upstairs to find his wife flushed, n**... and panting on his bed. Bewildered he asks "What's going on?!"
"I think... I'm having... a heartattack!" she replies. In a panic the man runs downstairs to call an ambulance.
When he put down the phone is son is right next to him. "Dad, I think I saw uncle Gary n**... in the closet."
So he marches upstairs into his bedroom and opens his wardrobe. Sure enough his brother Gary is in there.
He lets out a disappointed sigh.
"You're a right piece of work you are...
The wife's having a heart attack and you're running round n**... scaring the kids!"
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