Heart Melting Jokes
13 heart melting jokes and hilarious heart melting puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about heart melting that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Heart Melting Short Jokes
Short heart melting jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The heart melting humour may include short heart break jokes also.
- Heart melting love story: Boy: My wife & 2 kids. Heart melting love story:
Boy: I can't marry u.
My family is totally against it.
Girl: Who r they 2 stop u?
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.
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Heart Melting One Liners
Which heart melting one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with heart melting? I can suggest the ones about broken heart and heart beats.
- Have you ever seen a baby dragon eating ice cream? It'll melt your heart.
- What can you give your valentine to melt her heart? White Phosphorous
Heart Melting Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about heart melting you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean melting ice jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make heart melting pranks.
A cute little girl walks into a pet store and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?"
She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit."
Some (eye-rolling) Chemistry Pick-up Lines for the Valentine's season
* Are you made of Carbon? Because it feels like my world revolves around you.
* You're my Lithium.
* Are you an anion? Because I'm positive we're meant to be together.
* My heart is made of Gallium. It melts when you're close to me.
* Are you Fluorine? Because i can't seem to get myself away from you.
* My heart burns like a mole of suns for you.
* If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put U and I together.
* Who needs Hydrogen if you're my #1?.
* I can feel a bond forming between us.
Any others would be appreciated
A precious little girl walks into a Pets Mart Shop and asks,
A precious little girl walks into a Pets Mart Shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,
"I don't think my python weally gives a thit !!"
Bunny Wabbits
A little girl steps into a pet shop, walks up to a sales associate, and says, "I would wike to buy a wabbit, pwease.."
The woman takes one look at the little girl, and her heart melts. The child had big, bright eyes, a little button nose, pig tails - she's cuter than Shirley Temple. She scrunches down to the girl's eye level, and gushes:
"Weww, what kind of bunny wabbit would you wike? Do you want a white bunny, or a bwack bunny, or a bwown bunny, or maybe a cawwico bunny?"
"Gee, I don't know," the girl replies, looking down and shuffling her feet ... "I weawwy don't fink my pyfon gives a cwap".
Widdel Wabbits
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth,
"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks,
"Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,
"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
...and thats how the fight started..
My Wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked me 'What's on TV?" I said 'Dust"
..and thats how the fight started..
My Wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said 'I want something shiny that goes from 0- 100 in about 3 seconds'. i bought her a weighing scale.
.. and that how the fight started.
I asked my wife, ' where do you want to go for our anniversary?'
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciaition. 'somewhere i've not been in a long time' she replied. I held her hand and took her to the kitchen.
.. and that how the fight started.
My wife standing in front of the bed room mirror . she said' I look old , fat and feel ugly'. she was then looking at me for a compliment, so I said' atleast there is nothing wrong with your eyesight.'
...and thats how the fight started.
Widdle wabbits
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits? "
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks,
"Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there? "
She in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit. "
Jill goes home one night with a guy she met at a club.
He's tall, super hot, and seems different than most guys she meets. They arrive at his place and head straight to his room. Jill can't help but notice a shelf full of teddy bears. On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle are medium-sized teddy bears, and finally, on the top are large teddy bears, all lined up beside each other. She begins to think that he is sentimental and sweet, and isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she want to give him the best night of his life. She gives him a bl*wjob, and lets him really give it to her, and even takes it in the rear! In the morning, she slowly gets dressed, and smiles at him and asks, "How was that?" He nods and says, "Not too f*ckin' bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf!"