Heart Disease Jokes
9 heart disease jokes and hilarious heart disease puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about heart disease that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Vaccinated babies are 10 times more likely to die from heart disease, cancer, and alzheimer's.
Keep kids from dying from old age, stop vaccinating today.
Your momma is so fat..
That she really needs to make an immediate lifestyle change. Heart disease is the number one killer in America. There is no better time than now to make a change before it's too late.
Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?
They have to take ACE inhibitors.
Today I found out that I have an additional risk factor for heart disease.
Apparently I am on an o**... contraceptive.
Every time my wife is in the mood for s**..., I say something s**... and suddenly she has a headache.
Q: What do you call a rock band with heart disease?
A: The Strokes
Yo mama so fat
She died of coronary heart disease at a relatively young age and left the family with much of her debt.
Research reveals that being married protects you from health risks such as high blood pressure, cholesterol and heart disease.
Whereas being single protects you from being married.
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are:
1.
Heart disease
2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer
What happened to the heart disease patient?
He hole-heartedly died.
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