Heart And Lung Jokes
7 heart and lung jokes and hilarious heart and lung puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about heart and lung that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Heart And Lung Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Why do your heart, liver and lungs all fit in your body?
Because they are well organized
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During a lady's medical examination...
The doctor says: "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."
The lady starts taking off her underwear but is interrupted by the doctor.
"No! No! Don't t**... clothes. Just stick out your tongue!"
COVID-19 can damage the heart, lung, and brain.
Luckily for Trump, he just needs to worry about lung damage.
The real troublemaker ...
While examining a female patient, doctor tells her:
Ur heart, lungs, pulse, BP are fine. Now let me see that cute little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble.
Woman immediately started taking off her top and jeans..
Doc shocked said:
No! No! Plz put on ur clothes.
Just show me your tongue..."
It's true. A lot of people are only after me for my body
Kidneys, liver, heart and lungs.
I love my lungs...
...they have a place very close to my heart.
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I broke my girlfriend's heart :(
Actually just aimed to the lungs.
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