Heap Jokes
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Little 8-year-old Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the youngster was doing, he asked: What are you doing there, Nancy?
My goldfish died, Nancy sobbed. And I've just buried him.
The obnoxious neighbour laughed and said condescendingly: That's a really big hole for a little goldfish, don't you think?
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth with her shovel and replied: That's because he's inside your cat.
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Quasimodo is about to ring the bell for 3pm when the rope snaps.
He knows he has to ring it but doesn't know how. Then he has an idea. He takes a big run up and uses his face to ring it. Bloodied and cut he does it again. Battered and bruised he does it one more time, but the bell swings back and knocks him off the tower down to the floor below.
Lying dead in a b**... heap, he's surrounded by towns people. o**... says "who's that?"
His pal said "I don't know, but his face rings a bell."
Little Nancy, 8, was filling a hole in her garden when
the nosey neighbor peered over the fence, and asked "What are you doing?"
Nancy replied, "Well my goldfish dies so I just buried him"
The obnoxious neighbor laughed and said in a condescending tone, "That is an awful big hole for a tiny gold fish"
As Nancy used her shovel to pat down the last heap of earth she replied, "Well he's in your cat"
I hate it when a whole heap of people wearing cargo pants unexpectedly gather around me and get all excited.
It's like "Boo! Khaki party!"
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An islander walks up to a h**...
And after checking the price he says hey I want to do it island style
Sure she says as they begin to go at it hammer and tongs through every position and technique known to man, and each time she would ask was that island style? to which the answer every time was no.. no.. no.. no.. no..
On and on they go until finally her repertoire is exhausted and they collapse in a sweaty heap, with the final answer also being no.
She can't believe there could be another style out there and has to know well what's island style?!
Oh Island style: pay you next week
Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?
They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.
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