Healthy Lifestyle Jokes
4 healthy lifestyle jokes and hilarious healthy lifestyle puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about healthy lifestyle that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Healthy Lifestyle Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good healthy lifestyle joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ?
Cardi O
As a vegan mom, I prioritize maintaining a healthy lifestyle for me and my family, but keeping my kids active during quarantine isn't always easy, so we made up a new game...
The floor is ground beef!
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
Three men found a genie lamp that grants the opposite of what is wished
The first man wishes that he would win the lottery. He buys his first ticket, and loses, buys his second ticket, and loses. Every week the man dumped his savings into lottery tickets, until he was completely broke.
The second man wishes for a healthy and long life. He decides to a**... his wish by smoking and drinking as much as he wanted. Five years later he died of complications related to his lifestyle.
The third man wishes for a beautiful and intelligent woman, that he could build a happy family with.
And that, kids, is how I met your mother.
A man went to the doctor asking what he could do to live longer.
The doctor asked him some preliminary questions.
"Do you drink much?"
"No, Doctor."
"Do you smoke?"
"No, Doctor."
"Do you stay up late or go to wild parties?"
"No, Doctor."
"Do you eat fatty or sugary foods?"
"No, Doctor."
"Do you consume milk or dairy products?"
"No, Doctor."
"Do you eat meat?"
"No, Doctor."
The doctor continued to ask the man about his lifestyle, and found that the man was leading a very healthy life. At this, the doctor was perplexed.
"So is there a way I can live longer?" The man asked.
The doctor replied, "Perhaps - but why would you want to?" :P
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