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Funniest Healthiest Short Jokes

Short healthiest jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The healthiest humour may include short healthier jokes also.

  1. Why is Japan the healthiest country in the world? Because last time they had a fat man 80,000 people died
  2. Classic Norm McDonald I wouldn't necessarily call myself a fan of steampunk, but it's certainly the healthiest way to prepare punk.
  3. I'm not really a fan of steampunk but I will say, it's one of the healthiest ways to prepare punk.
  4. Why are hyenas the healthiest animals on the planet? Because laughter is the best medicine.
  5. I wouldn't consider myself a fan of steampunk. But I will say this, it is undoubtedly the healthiest way to prepare punk.
  6. Ethiopia is the healthiest country in the world... If you sort by number of diabetics per capita.
  7. They say breaking a sweat every day is one of the healthiest things you can do... good thing I eat a lot of Indian food.
  8. Reports show that adults aged 18-24 are the healthiest, with the least dr visits per age But between you and me it's because my mom doesn't make my appointments anymore
  9. I went into a McDonalds and asked for their healthiest option The cashier pointed me to the toilet
  10. Subway is definitely the healthiest fast food available because they make you get out of the car.

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Healthiest One Liners

Which healthiest one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with healthiest? I can suggest the ones about cleanest and safest.

  1. C Major is the healthiest key to play in It's all natural.
  2. My mom is the healthiest person I know... She's been a vegetable her whole life.
  3. What's the healthiest part of a donut? The middle.
  4. Who's the healthiest member of the Army? General Wellbeing
  5. What's the healthiest cuisine? Vitaminese food.
  6. If you like music, what is the healthiest key? C of course.....it's all natural.
  7. What is the healthiest thing about American food? The packaging ;)
  8. If pink and glitter were vitamins blondes would be the healthiest people alive.
  9. Why does the healthiest food taste so bad? It doesn't your just fat
  10. Why is nine the healthiest number? Because it has three square meals a day.
  11. What is the healthiest college? Rice
  12. What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play? Kick boxing

Healthiest joke, What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Witty Healthiest Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about healthiest you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean smartest jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make healthiest pranks.

Russia has been cut off from CNN, CBS, ABC Pornhub, Facebook...

US is working depriving Russians of McDonalds, Coca-Cola and US fastfood. They continue with these sanctions and Russian people will probably be the most healthiest, well adjusted, spiritual and well informed people on the planet.

3 boys were having a debate who had the healthiest grandma

Boy 1: I have the healthiest grandma. She is 67 years old and can still do a backflip!
Boy 2: No I have the healthiest grandma. She is 76 years old and can still finish a marathon!
Boy 3: I have the healthiest grandma. She is 85 and she is in the hospital...
Boy 1 and 2 looking confused
Boy 1: If she's so healthy why is she in the hospital?
Boy 3: Cause she's giving birth right now!

Healthiest joke, Ethiopia is the healthiest country in the world...