Healthier Jokes
15 healthier jokes and hilarious healthier puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about healthier that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Healthier Short Jokes
Short healthier jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The healthier humour may include short healthiest jokes also.
- My dentist mocked me today, saying that even though he's much older than me, he has healthier teeth. I said it must be because he has the better dentist.
- If I were to be stranded on an island with anyone I would prefer to be stranded with a vegan... Mostly because it's healthier to eat grass-fed meat.
- I switched my kids to almond milk. Whenever people ask me if I think it's healthier I tell them "Nah, I just got tired of them asking why their picture is on the back of the milk cartons."
- Thanks to my recent change to a healthier lifestyle, I am no longer fat and ugly Now I'm just ugly
- After months of my wife buying organic foods in order to live healthier, today I made the big decision to change And filed for divorce
- I'm happier and healthier now that I've lost 180 pounds (81.6 kg) of ugly fat! Thanks Divorce^TM !
- 5 easy steps for eating healthier today 1. Go to kitchen
2. Look around in search of healthy snack
3. See cake sitting on counter
4. Eat all of it
5. Leave kitchen
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) - Trying to be healthier, so I found a list of 10 foods I love that fight disease... Too bad all of them were only good for fighting starvation.
- I realized that a can of coke contains 9 teaspoons of sugar So for me to become healthier I started eating 7 teaspoons of sugar
- Many believe that Unicyclers have a healthier body than the average person. I agree.. After all, they maintain a balanced diet.
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Healthier One Liners
Which healthier one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with healthier? I can suggest the ones about stronger and healthy.
- What's the healthier, sister version of a dad bod? An auntie-body.
- I decided to stop drinking soda. That stuff's bad for you. Alcohol is much healthier.
- Why are waffles healthier than pancakes? Waffles are pancakes with a six-pack.
The Funniest Healthier Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What funny jokes about healthier you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean safer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make healthier pranks.
A man's in-laws are causing him severe stress....
It's gotten so bad that he's decided to talk to his doctor about the physical pain he's experiencing. The doctor prescribes him some painkillers and sends him on his way.
A few days later, the man comes back complaining that the painkillers aren't working. The doctor ups his dose and sees him out. This process continues until a few weeks later. The man is visibly happier and healthier. The doctor asks him if the painkillers worked.
"Yep! They're finally dead."
In the interests of self care, and to promote healthier lifestyle choices for myself now that I'm single, each morning when I get up, I look myself in the mirror, and say the three little words I always used to say to my wife
"You're too fat"
Did you hear about the werewolf who cut out b**... meat to try to eat healthier?
It's called a glute-free diet
There has been a lot of talk that it would be a lot healthier for the church if Priests were allowed to be married.
I feel that if a Priest meets another Priest and they like one another, sure they should be allowed to get married.
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Credit to the comedian - Dave Allen
