The Best 16 Healthier Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Healthier jokes. There are some healthier tastier jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these healthier unhealthy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Healthier Jokes and Puns

My dentist mocked me today, saying that even though he's much older than me, he has healthier teeth.

I said it must be because he has the better dentist.

β€ͺIf I were to be stranded on an island with anyone I would prefer to be stranded with a vegan...

Mostly because it's healthier to eat grass-fed meat. ‬

I switched my kids to almond milk.

Whenever people ask me if I think it's healthier I tell them "Nah, I just got tired of them asking why their picture is on the back of the milk cartons."

Healthier joke, I switched my kids to almond milk.

Thanks to my recent change to a healthier lifestyle, I am no longer fat and ugly

Now I'm just ugly

In the interests of self care, and to promote healthier lifestyle choices for myself now that I'm single, each morning when I get up, I look myself in the mirror, and say the three little words I always used to say to my wife

"You're too fat"

After months of my wife buying organic foods in order to live healthier, today I made the big decision to change

And filed for divorce

I'm happier and healthier now that I've lost 180 pounds (81.6 kg) of ugly fat!

Thanks Divorce^TM !

Healthier joke, I'm happier and healthier now that I've lost 180 pounds (81.6 kg) of ugly fat!

There has been a lot of talk that it would be a lot healthier for the church if Priests were allowed to be married.

I feel that if a Priest meets another Priest and they like one another, sure they should be allowed to get married.


Credit to the comedian - Dave Allen

5 easy steps for eating healthier today

1. Go to kitchen
2. Look around in search of healthy snack
3. See cake sitting on counter
4. Eat all of it
5. Leave kitchen

( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)

Trying to be healthier, so I found a list of 10 foods I love that fight disease...

Too bad all of them were only good for fighting starvation.

I realized that a can of coke contains 9 teaspoons of sugar

So for me to become healthier I started eating 7 teaspoons of sugar

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my fat friend went to culinary school and now he only weighs 140lbs

He isn't eating healthier he is just addicted to cocaine.

Many believe that Unicyclers have a healthier body than the average person. I agree..

After all, they maintain a balanced diet.

Doctor & Patient

Doctor: Your test results are showing you'll easily live to be 80.

Patient: But, wait, I am 80 just now.

Doctor: See, I told you to live healthier!

I decided to stop drinking

soda. That stuff's bad for you. Alcohol is much healthier.

My wife wants me to eat healthier and got upset when I went to a donut shop.

It was a fruitless endeavor.

Healthier joke, My wife wants me to eat healthier and got upset when I went to a donut shop.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the healthier salads jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working healthier diet piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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