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4 health related jokes and hilarious health related puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about health related that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Delightful Fun Health Related Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What is a good health related joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Today in biology class we learnt about all the health problems related to cigarettes

Thank god I switched to crack last week

Q: What do you call a family full of cancer patients?
A: Jason Voorhees' relatives.

If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".

Hospital Bill

A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor.
The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery.
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with several forms & a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.
"Do you have health insurance?" she asked.
He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"
He replied, "No money in the bank."
'Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?" asked the irritated nun.
He said, "I only have a spinster sister & she's a nun."
The nun became agitated & announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
The patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law".
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