The Best 4 Health Plan Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Health Plan jokes. There are some health plan dental jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these health plan healthcare puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Health Plan Jokes and Puns

Speaking in German in Texas

In Texas, there is a town named New Braunfels, where there is a large
German-speaking population.

One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his
hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.

The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser
nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen." (Translated: "Glad to meet you!
Don't drink the water. The cows have crapped in it.")

The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for
Obama's health care plan. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."

The rancher replied: "Use both hands."

I learned a lot from my affair with my health teacher

But not enough to pull out an A so I ended up going with plan B

Republican Health Plan

Since Republicans are dismantling Obamacare, they wanted to coin a name for their new health plan. They came up with Nobodycare.

Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.



Nobody would survive anyway.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the health plan cholesterol jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working health plan financial piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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