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Speaking in German in Texas
In Texas, there is a town named New Braunfels, where there is a large
German-speaking population.
One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his
hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser
nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen." (Translated: "Glad to meet you!
Don't drink the water. The cows have crapped in it.")
The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for
Obama's health care plan. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."
The rancher replied: "Use both hands."
A really hot gal in my apartment complex said she wanted us to be "friends with benefits"
Does anyone know where I can get a group health insurance plan?
I learned a lot from my affair with my health teacher
But not enough to pull out an A so I ended up going with plan B
Republican Health Plan
Since Republicans are dismantling Obamacare, they wanted to coin a name for their new health plan. They came up with Nobodycare.
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