Health And Safety Jokes
9 health and safety jokes and hilarious health and safety puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about health and safety that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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I failed my Health and safety Test today
apparently when they ask what steps you should take in case of a fire, large ones was not the correct answer
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Fire safety
I was at the Senior Center today and failed a Health and Safety course that was put on for us old folks...
One of the questions was: "In the event of a fire, what steps
would you take?"
"f**...' big ones" was apparently the wrong answer.
Donald trump said he cares more about the health and safety of the American public than he does about money.
Well *I* laughed when he said it.
Im currently doing my dissertation on the safety of a new handheld device for the world health organisation
New phone WHO diss
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Why do women wear p**...?
Because it's the law. The health and safety act of 1974 clearly states:
(4)(b)1: All manholes must be covered when not in use
I forgot my hard hat when I went to the building site...
Health and safety came down on me like a tonne of bricks.
What R&B singer works for the Occupational Safety and Health Organization?
Billy OSHA
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There's a health & safety officer at my work with only one eye...
... oh the irony.
Health and Safety, that's a minefield
but don't tell them.
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