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Health And Safety Jokes

10 health and safety jokes and hilarious health and safety puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about health and safety that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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Health And Safety Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good health and safety joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I failed my Health and safety Test today

apparently when they ask what steps you should take in case of a fire, large ones was not the correct answer

Fire safety

I was at the Senior Center today and failed a Health and Safety course that was put on for us old folks...
One of the questions was: "In the event of a fire, what steps
would you take?"
"f**...' big ones" was apparently the wrong answer.

I failed a Health and Safety course at work today...

One of the questions was: "In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?"

"f**...' big ones" was apparently the wrong answer.

Donald trump said he cares more about the health and safety of the American public than he does about money.

Well *I* laughed when he said it.

Im currently doing my dissertation on the safety of a new handheld device for the world health organisation

New phone WHO diss

Why do women wear p**...?

Because it's the law. The health and safety act of 1974 clearly states:
(4)(b)1: All manholes must be covered when not in use

I forgot my hard hat when I went to the building site...

Health and safety came down on me like a tonne of bricks.

What R&B singer works for the Occupational Safety and Health Organization?

Billy OSHA

There's a health & safety officer at my work with only one eye...

... oh the irony.

Health and Safety, that's a minefield

but don't tell them.


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