The Best 5 Healer Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Healer jokes. There are some healer nationalist jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these healer shaman puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Healer Jokes and Puns

Went to see the worst faith healer ever last night...

He was so bad, a man in a wheelchair got up and walked out.

I went to a spiritual healer last night... what a load of rubbish

Even the guy in the wheelchair got up and walked out

What do you call it when your party healer accidentally heals the wrong person?

A clerical error.

Time is a good healer

That's why you always have to wait so long for a doctors appointment


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the healer medic jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working healer sorcerer piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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