Healer Jokes
8 healer jokes and hilarious healer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about healer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comical Healer Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What is a good healer joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Went to see the worst faith healer ever last night...
He was so bad, a man in a wheelchair got up and walked out.
The Alternative Healer
A man has been sick for quite some time, and the many doctors he's seen can't seem to figure out what's wrong with him.
So the man decides to go see an alternative healer. While going through the initial exam, the man asks the healer,
"So doc, do you think I'll be okay?"
The healer replies,
"I don't think so, Mercury is in Uranus."
The man replies,
"Oh I don't believe in that astrology stuff".
The healer replies,
"Me neither, I just broke my thermometer".
Went to a faith healer group last night.
It was so s**..., even the guy in the wheelchair walked out.
I went to a spiritual healer last night... what a load of rubbish
Even the guy in the wheelchair got up and walked out
What do you call it when your party healer accidentally heals the wrong person?
A clerical error.
The Ancients spoke of a wise healer who hated to be hugged. He lived by one rule.
Don't squeeze the shaman.
Time is a good healer
That's why you always have to wait so long for a doctors appointment
IF SOMEONE SELLS MEDICAL w**..., ARE THEY A HEALER OR A DEALER?
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