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5 headwear jokes and hilarious headwear puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about headwear that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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Where can Sihks and Muslims buy headwear?

Turban Outfitters.

The Prince of Wales and the Duke of Edinburgh

The recent death of the Duke of Edinburgh reminded me of the time that Prince Charles went to open a school in Brixton in London. The Prince's speech went well, but people were distracted by his headwear, which was a Davey Crockett-type hat made from fox fur, with the fox's tail hanging down at the back. After the ceremony the headmaster thanked Charles and said, "I couldn't help noticing what you were wearing on your head ...?"
"Ah yes", said Charles, "That was Daddy's idea. He asked where I was going today, then he said 'Brixton? Wear the fox hat'".

Did you hear about Fallout Boy's newest headwear?

Yeah, now their selling Uma Turbans

I'm tired of Sikhs being targeted by ignorant people because of their headwear.

It's counterturbanization.

I've been agonising over the disappearance of my favourite item of French headwear for weeks

I really need to beret the hatchet


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