The Best 7 Headshot Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Headshot jokes. There are some headshot butthead jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these headshot photograph puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Headshot Jokes and Puns

You know which actor is best known for his headshot?

John Wilkes Booth

Why was John F. Kennedy secretly a more successful actor than Ronald Reagan?

He always knew how to take the perfect headshot.

I heard Abe Lincoln was having a fine old time at Ford's Theater...

that is until he asked John Wilkes Booth for a headshot.

Every Half Dollar is Lee Harvey Oswald

Cus each one has a headshot of Kennedy

Navy SEALs are the best canoers and make the best headshot photographs

Of some poor bastard's head being blown off in the shape of a canoe.


How do you know you play too much video games?

When you yell *headshot* every time you bust a nut on your girlfriends face.

John Wilkes Booth wasn't a talented actor

but he got booked a lot based on the strength of his headshot.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the headshot emporium jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working headshot gunshot piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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