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108 headphones jokes and hilarious headphones puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about headphones that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Bring humor to your music time with these hilarious headphones jokes! From noise cancelling headphones to subwoofer jokes and everything in between, these puns will get you grooving with your stylist headphones. Read this article to find the right one for you!

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Funniest Headphones Short Jokes

Short headphones jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The headphones humour may include short hearing aids jokes also.

  1. So the iPhone 7 gets arrested... He puts on his earpods and smugly declares "sorry, you can't charge me while I'm using my headphones".
  2. My dad always says, Don't spend too much money on expensive headphones. That's….sound advice.
  3. I was on a plane and the air hostess said, "Want some headphones?" I said, "Blimey. How'd you guess that my name is Phones?"
  4. The flight attendant asked me during the flight, could I offer you some free headphones? So I replied, Sure, but how did you know my name is Phones?
  5. I just bought some £300 noise cancelling headphones for my wife. But i can still hear her.
  6. A flight attendant says to a man... "Would you like headphones?"
    The man replies, "How did you know my name was Phones?"
  7. I purchased some noise canceling headphones... I thought people would find them annoying but so far I haven't heard any complaints.
  8. Who would pay a ridiculous amount of money for a pair of average over-hyped headphones? Beats me.
  9. A man boards a plane. An attractive flight attendant walks towards the man and asks: "Would you like some headphones?"
    The man replies: "Yes, but how did you know my name was Phones?"
  10. I was on a cross country flight and the stewardess asked me if I wanted any headphones? I said, "sure, and how did you know my name was Phones?"

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Headphones One Liners

Which headphones one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with headphones? I can suggest the ones about beats and sunglasses.

  1. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate the headphone jack.
  2. What headphones does United Airlines use? Beats by Dr.
  3. How do you milk a sheep? Sell headphones for $549.
  4. Dark humor is like... ...a headphone jack. Not everybody gets it.
  5. Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed the headphone jack with lightning
  6. Would you like some headphones? Absolutely, but how did you know my name was phones?
  7. What do you call a hipster wearing headphones? Anything you like, he can't hear you
  8. What do you call Vegan Headphones? Beets.
  9. Would headphones get tangled in space? no, they would knot
  10. What do you call wireless headphones you give to your kids? Heirpods
  11. I hear voices in my head But only when I wear headphones.
  12. Consult an audiophile before buying new headphones Their reasoning is pretty sound
  13. Why does Dr Dre make headphones? Beats me.
  14. New headphones model about to hit stores. Its called beats by Chris Brown.
  15. A dumb blonde wearing headphones walks into a hair salon...

Noise Cancelling Headphones Jokes

Here is a list of funny noise cancelling headphones jokes and even better noise cancelling headphones puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I've invented an exciting new product. Say goodbye to noise-cancelling headphones... ...and say hello to noise-cancelling megaphones!
  • My dad couldn't quite grasp the concept of noise-cancelling headphones Me: You put them on and you can't hear anything.
    Him: Well then what's the point?
  • As a Volkswagen Engineer, do you know what really grinds my gears? The Tiptronic transmission, actually, but I invented these noise cancelling headphones!
  • What's the worst sound to hear through your noise-cancelling headphones? The percussion of your own f**... in a quiet study room.

Wireless Headphones Jokes

Here is a list of funny wireless headphones jokes and even better wireless headphones puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I was listening to my wireless headphones while the dentist was working on my teeth. He needed to tell me something so he pulled out my earbud.
    It was a Bluetooth extraction.
  • What is the name of Apple's new wireless headphones? AirTampons
Headphones joke, What is the name of Apple's new wireless headphones?

Headphones joke, What is the name of Apple's new wireless headphones?

Hilarious Fun Headphones Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about headphones you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean earrings jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make headphones pranks.

dumb blonde

A blond walk into a hair salon with headphones on and sits down in a chair. The blonde asks the woman working there for a haircut. The woman takes of the headphones and cuts the blondes hair. After she is finished she looks down and to her surprise finds the blonde dead. The woman puts on the headphones and hears this "Breathe in.....Breathe out.....Breath in.......Breath out"

A man was on a plane...

A man was on a plane when a stewardess approached him and said "Would you like some headphones?" To which the man replied "Yes I would, but how did you know my name was Phones?"
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A man is flying on a plane

Lady Flight attendant: hello, would you like some headphones?
Man: yeah I would, but how did you know my name was phones?

As a mark of respect to Lou Reed

I have had his initials inscribed on my headphones.
-Daft Limmy

Henry Winkler on a plane

Henry Winkler is a passenger on a plane and the flight attendant asks him, "Would you like some headphones?"
He replies, "Yes, that would be very nice, but it's pronounced 'Fonz'."

Those cheap Beats headphones might be fakes! Here's how to tell.

Connect headphones to a decent audio source. Play any music. Listen closely to the music.
1. Note the nuances of the bass. Is it clean and well-defined?
2. Are the high frequencies nice and crisp?
3. Pay attention to the mid-range frequencies - are they balanced with the high and low frequencies?
If you answered YES to any of the above steps - sorry, you were ripped off!

Good Sound

An mp3 file was relaxing on his couch at home, when his wife comes up to him.
Wife: "Honey, could you explain this charge for $600?"
Mp3: "Oh, thats for a new set of headphones."
Wife: "For $600??? How could you spend that much?"
Mp3: "But the sound quality is really good!"
Wife: "SO YOU SPENT $600 FOR GOOD SOUND??"
Mp3 shrugs his shoulders. "What can I say? I'm an audiophile"

I got some knockoff beats

I got some knockoff beats by Dre headphones called beats by Tupac, but they had holes in them.

A Guy Is In A Waiting Room When..

A guy is in a waiting room and has to f**..., so he waits for the music to get loud and farts to the beat so no one hears him. He looks up for a moment and everyone is staring at him. He takes out his headphones and says "what??"

Known as the "one-day insect" the Mayfly has the shortest lifespan of all organisms...

But it still lives longer than my headphones.

iPhone 7 is revolutionary!

•no headphones jack
•no wireless charging
•no curved screen
•no 4K resolution (or even full HD) screen
•no VR headset support
•no 360 camera support
•no expansion storage slot
It is true revolution in scamming people to upgrade from old iPhones!

My girlfriend said she won't miss the iPhone headphone jack as much as everyone.

Said she goes to bed to another miniscule 3.5mm thing anyway.

The decision to cover headphone jack in the new iPhone is ridiculous!

It's a bit like Steve Jobs sewing the opening of his turtleneck shut.

Do you know why Apple steals all their ideas?

Cause when they make their own I lose my headphones.

They're marketing headphones specifically for gorillas now

Rumor has it they'll be called Harambeats.

I'm so sorry.

The iPhone doesn't have a headphone jack and the Samsung battery is exploding...

It's like the mobile equivalent of our presidential election!

iPhone's from the future.

2016: iPhone 7=no headphone jack
2017: iPhone 8=no battery
2018: iPhone 9=no screen
2019: iPhone 10=no phone at all, just pay Apple $1000

I've kinda felt like my headphones recently

I've got a severe lack of anything to jack inside of.

Apple once made an iPhone with a headphone jack...

It was very 6S-ful

Earliest-known Ten Commandments tablet sells at auction for $850000

Bumping Apple off the top spot for most expensive mobile device without a headphone jack.

Sharing earbuds and headphones spreads disease

How do you think I got hearing aids?

Trying to talk to a gorgeous girl

ME: \*tries to talk to a g**... train\*
GIRL: \*points to her headphones\*
ME: oh yeah, those are nice! so what's your name?

What's Chris Brown's favorite brand of headphones?

Beats.

I was at a yardsale and a woman asked if I wanted any headphones

I said absolutely! and how did you know my name was Phones?

Would you also like headphones?

Stewardess: Would you also like headphones?
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Guy: Absolutely! And how did you know my name was phones?

Why would Cheap Apple Headphones make great shoelaces?

Because they automatically tie themselves

I'm gonna name my first born son "Phones"

So when the stewardess asks if he "would like some headphones" he can answer "Absolutely!"

Dear Headphones,

Please stop having wild s**... in my pockets.
Sincerely,
Person who is tired of untangling

What brand of Headphones does an abusive father give to his child on his birthday every year

Beats by Dad

A guy turns to his buddy during an archaeological excavation and slides one headphone back off his ear...

"Hey man, I really dig this album!"

A female flight attendant walks down the isle and offers a man some headphones.

Would you like some headphones? She asks.
The man smiles a large grin.
Why certainly! He says, And how did you know my name was Phones?

Flight attendant: could I offer you some free headphones?

Passenger: Yes please but how did you know my name was Phones?

What do you call headphones that walk out on their children?

Deadbeats

What did the HDMI say when it didn't fit in the headphone jack?

Aux

I was listening to a conversation on a pair of broken headphones

The conversation was pretty one-sided though...

I was on an airplane yesterday when the gorgeous flight attendant asked me, "Would you like some headphones?"

I replied, "Yes please and how did you know my name is phones!?"

I accidentally laundered my headphones today

Now they smell nice and I'm getting some really clean sound.

f**... to the beat.

Once, I was at a restaurant and I wanted to f**... so bad, that I couldn't even move.
Fortunately, the restaurant had really loud music so I thought I'd f**... to the beats so that nobody would notice. After several moments, I noticed that everybody was staring at me. Then I suddenly remembered that I had been wearing headphones the whole time.

In Honor of His First Emmy, My Favorite Henry Winkler Joke

Henry Winkler boards a plane and sits in First Class. The attractive stewardess says, "Would you like a drink?" and he says, "Yes, thank you."
She brings him the drink, and then asks, "Would you like some headphones?"
He says, "Absolutely. But by the way, it's pronounced 'Fonz.'"

A flight attendant walks up to a passenger and says, "Excuse me, would you like some headphones?"

Passenger smiles and replies, "How'd you know my name was Phones"?

A blonde was walking down the street with headphones in

A friend of hers stops her, and tries to talk to her
The blonde just stares at them, keeping the headphones in her ears, so the friend removes them for her and the blonde stops breathing
The friend quickly puts the earbuds back in and she starts breathing again
The friend tries it again, and the blonde stops breathing
The friend takes out only one ear bud, and sticks it in their ear and hears,
Breathe in, breathe out, breath in...

The headphones I just bought for $400 doesn't seem to be working...

hope I'm having a hearing loss.

My running coach told me to increase the volume of my runs

So I unplugged the headphones and played my music from the speakers instead.

A blond was listening to breathing exercises on headphones and her boyfriend came up behind her and took them off her head.

She died.

So my brother made a dad joke

I put my pants in the washing machine and forgot to take my headphones out of my pocket. After they were done washing my brother realized what I did, he asked me
"Is the sound cleaner now?"

Many veterans experience PTSD from the loud bangs of fireworks around holidays like 4th of July and New Years. My advice to them is to use noise-cancelling headphones, Netflix, and pharmaceutical-grade w**....

Just like the children of Kabul.

Um idk what to write so hi

A flight attendant sees a man watching a movie she sees he is only using captions so she walks up to him
Flight attendant: Hello would you like some headphones
Man: Of course i would but how did you know my name was phones?

My d**... just pulled my phone closer to hear better...

I'm wearing blutooth headphones.

It was going to be a long road trip. I popped on my headphones, pulled up a movie on my phone, and got lost in the action as the car headed down the highway.

The passengers probably wished that I'd waited until I wasn't driving to do that.

Dont see why people say that babysitting a toddler is hard. You just grease the bathtub, put them inside with some food and drink, and go do your business. I guarantee you that they will still be there when you return.

If you stay in the house, you might need to use sound cancelling headphones too though.

I dropped my headphones in the toilet

and now they sound like s**....

My grandfather told me to never spend money on expensive headphones.

That was some sound advice.

I snuck up on my roommate and had a horn sound on my phone ready to play, and I turned the volume way up.

I pressed play, only to find that I had forgotten to remove my headphones.

I lost my left headphone on Friday night

At first I was upset, but now it's all right…
No but seriously, that's why I came up with this bad joke.

I once heard that if you listen to Nickelback with only one headphone in, you get 2½ cents back.

But in point of fact, if you listen to Nickelback you don't have any sense.

Today i donated $1000

My headphones, cellphone and my watch to a needy. You have no idea how awesome it feels to see someone put his gun back in his pocket...

Headphones joke, Today i donated $1000

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