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2 cars had a head-on collision in Mexico today..

34 people died.

Bragging Doctors

Doc 1 bragged, "I had a patient once who blew out his ACL & MCL. I reconstructed his knee, and 2 years later he completed the Boston marathon."
Doc 2 replied, "That's nothing! I had a patient who was in a head-on collision with a truck. I reconstructed virtually all of his joints and more, and later he won an Olympic gold medal in the decathlon."
Doc 3 chucked condescendingly. "Child's play. I had a patient who was in a horrible e**.... He was blown to bits. All they found was a huge, gaping a**.... I put a suit and tie on it, and now he's the owner and general manager of the Dallas Cowboys!"

Two turtles were involved in a head-on collision, the police turtle asked a bystander turtle how the c**... happened?

The bystander turtle said, I don't know, it all happened so fast.

I've put the money attracting talisman my gf gave me on the dashboard of my car

I had a head-on with an armored bank truck the next day.

There is a terrible head-on collision on a winding Russian road

Both cars, a brand new Mercedes and an old Zhiguli, are absolutely totaled, but fortunately both drivers are relatively unscathed.
The owner of the Mercedes looks sadly at the wreckage and moans, "My brand new car! I was saving money all year to buy it, and here it is, destroyed barely a month later."
The owner of the Zhiguli nods sadly and sighs, "Yeah. I had to save money for 15 years to buy mine."

2 speeding cars got in a head-on collision in Mexico today. 33 people died.

Only Juan survived.

Was that the sound of a head-on collision between two cars?

"Co-wrecked."

A clown car got into a head-on collision with van at the U.S/Mexico border

There were over 100 fatalities

Investigation shows Teen who collided head-on with a school bus intentionally moved into oncoming traffic

There are some lines that should never be crossed.

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