Headmaster Jokes
24 headmaster jokes and hilarious headmaster puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about headmaster that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Headmaster Short Jokes
Short headmaster jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The headmaster humour may include short school principal jokes also.
- Today I asked my mom what she did for a living, she replied "I'm a headmaster". To which my dad replied "yeah she is"
- Monica Lewinsky was recently offered a new position at a prestigious boarding school. Headmaster.
- So I read J. K Rowlings announcments. I finally understand how dumbledore got The title of headmaster.
- Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal? Because she was the Headmaster!
My first submitted joke :) - Why did the headmaster at school never give my parrot a seat in physics class? Because he was named the Polly Exclusion Principal.
- Would you send your son to a school run by someone who insisted on being called "Headmaster?"
- What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?
Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth.
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Headmaster One Liners
Which headmaster one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with headmaster? I can suggest the ones about principal teacher and head boy.
- What do you call a principal who gives good blow jobs? A headmaster.
- I call my girlfriend Dumbledore Because she's the real headmaster
- Why did the one eyed headmaster close down his school.... Because he only had one pupil
- Hey girl are you Dumbledore? Because you can be my headmaster
- I heard Dumbledore is gay Talk about a headmaster
- My girlfriend isn't the principal of a school... But shes definitely a headmaster in bed.
- Who is the most important headmaster in physics? Bernoulli's Principle
- What do you call someone with a large head? The headmaster.
- What is the name of a person who is a specialist in giving Blow jobs? ...Headmaster
- Why isnt dumbledore a p**...? After all he is the headmaster
Cheerful Fun Headmaster Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What funny jokes about headmaster you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean school teacher jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make headmaster pranks.
A mother wakes her son in the morning
'Get up, son, you have to get to school!'
'But Mum, why do I have to go? I hate it!'
'Tell me two reasons why you think you shouldn't go.'
'Firstly: all the kids hate me. Secondly: the teachers hate me even more.'
'Hmph, excuses! C'mon, go get ready!'
'Tell me two reasons why you think I should go!'
'Firstly: you're 47. Secondly: you're the headmaster!'
Young boy comes home from school early from school, his mother asks him why he's home early...
Boy: 'the headmaster expelled me from school for using the C word in class!'
Mum: 'That wasn't clever was it'
Boy: 'No, it was c**...'
Sorry if repostage :/
Mother is waking her son: Paulie, come, wake up, you have to go to school.
Aw mom, just a bit more sleep, please.
No, it's really high time, now get up.
But I don't want to. The children annoy me and the teachers are a complete pain!
Stop it, now. Get up and off to school with you!
Mom, give me two good reasons why I should go to the s**... school.
Paulie, first of all, you're **45**, and second, you're the **headmaster**.
The Prince of Wales and the Duke of Edinburgh
The recent death of the Duke of Edinburgh reminded me of the time that Prince Charles went to open a school in Brixton in London. The Prince's speech went well, but people were distracted by his headwear, which was a Davey Crockett-type hat made from fox fur, with the fox's tail hanging down at the back. After the ceremony the headmaster thanked Charles and said, "I couldn't help noticing what you were wearing on your head ...?"
"Ah yes", said Charles, "That was Daddy's idea. He asked where I was going today, then he said 'Brixton? Wear the fox hat'".
Little Johnny comes home and tells his daddy, "Dad, tomorrow there's a special 'Adults' evening' at school.
Daddy is surprised, "Really? Special?"
"Yes," nods Johnny, "it will be just you, the teacher, the headmaster and two police officers."
