Headline Ends Jokes
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A woman in her 90s calls her doctor and asks:
"Doctor, where is the heart?"
To which the doctor replies: "it is at the height of your left n**..."
The elderly woman thanks the man and ends the call.
A new day arrives and the doctor reads the headline of his newspaper
"Elderly woman wants to commit s**..., shoots herself in the knee"
Headline: Rapid inflation leads US Treasury Department to consider ending penny production
But that just doesn't make any cents
What did the headline read for Cam Newton's Car Accident?
Another Cam Newton Drive Ends In Turnover
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