The Best 13 Headlights Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Headlights jokes. There are some headlights pedestrians jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these headlights illumination puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Headlights Jokes and Puns

TIL that, by law, you have to turn your headlights on when it's raining in Sweden.

Who the fuck's going to let me know when it's raining in Sweden?

I ran into an old friend the other evening.

Should have had the headlights fixed.

I've just been reading that, by law, you have to turn your headlights on when it's raining in Sweden.

And I'm thinking,

"Who the fuck's going to let me know when it's raining in Sweden?"

Headlights joke, I've just been reading that, by law, you have to turn your headlights on when it's raining in Sweden

Dad there is something my boyfriend told me, that I didn't understand. He said that "I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper."

"Tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking from his exhaust pipe."

I'm really good with cars, man.

I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's going. - Mitch Hedberg


Took my car to a mechanic the other day...

I said "Can you fix my headlights?"

They reply "No!"

I respond, "Well, can you check my radiator?"

Again, "No!"

I turn to him and say "Well, what **do** you do,then?!"

He responds "We're a front for the IRA!"

"In that case..." I say. "... Can you blow up my tires?"

The man who invented cats' eyes...

The man who invented cats' eyes to make the roads safer at night got the idea when he saw the eyes of a cat in his headlights.

If the cat had been going the other way, he would've invented the pencil sharpener.

Headlights joke, The man who invented cats' eyes...

Why did the car have bags under its headlights?

It was tired

Three cars are in a drag race at night on a highly lit up track.

When the race starts two of the cars take off at full speed towards the finish a quarter mile away.

The third simply turns on his headlights and declares himself the winner.

He says as he takes the trophy, Nothing beats the speed of light.

I remember how my uncle died..

Driving an 18 wheeler rig down a long, icy road in the pitch black with no working headlights. He swerved and suddenly BAM!

Cancer.

You know when you get your ears removed but there aren't any surgical lights around so you use car lights?

It's a de-ear in the headlights.

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Why does Optimus Prime's alt-mode have headlights?

*To light our darkest hour...*

I changed my headlights the other day, I put in strobe lights instead.

Now when I drive at night, it looks like everyone else is standing still.

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