The Best 18 Headless Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Headless jokes. There are some headless pimp jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these headless braindead puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Headless Jokes and Puns

I liked the Harry Potter books and movies but...

I just feel like the character Nearly Headless Nick was a bit poorly executed.

I liked the Harry Potter books and films but...

I think the character Nearly Headless Nick was a bit poorly executed

I really love Harry Potter, but after re-reading the deathday party, I realized something about Nearly Headless Nick...

He was a very poorly executed character.

Headless joke, I really love Harry Potter, but after re-reading the deathday party, I realized something about Near

What did The headless horseman say before leaving the party?

I'll beheading off then

I like the Harry Potter books and movies but

I think the character of Nearly Headless Nick was poorly executed.


Which Halloween costume has the hardest time getting to third base?

The Headless horseman

Why was no one sad when the headless snowman melted?

He was a snowbody.

Headless joke, Why was no one sad when the headless snowman melted?

What do you call a horse without a head?

A headless horse, man.

What do you call the boyfriend of a beheaded prositute?

The headless whore's man

My wife is a prostitute who refuses to go down on me.

I guess that makes me a head-less whore's man

What do you call a headless hen?

Chicken.

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What did the headless horseman say to his therapist?

.... I don't know what to do, I just can't get ahead in life

Did you hear about that pimp who got decapitated?

The Headless Whore's Man

What does the headless horseman do?

Get ahead.

Why did the headless horseman go into business?

He wanted to get ahead in life.

What halloween costume do ugly hookers wear?

The headless Whoresman

Headless joke, What halloween costume do ugly hookers wear?

Why did the headless chicken croas the road?

To get a-head.

Did you hear about Harry Potter's friend that got a botched circumcision?

They call him Nearly Headless Nick!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the headless postmortem jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working headless prositute piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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