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I just feel like the character Nearly Headless Nick was a bit poorly executed.
I think the character Nearly Headless Nick was a bit poorly executed
He was a very poorly executed character.
I'll beheading off then
I think the character of Nearly Headless Nick was poorly executed.
The Headless horseman
He was a snowbody.
A headless horse, man.
The headless whore's man
I guess that makes me a head-less whore's man
Chicken.
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.... I don't know what to do, I just can't get ahead in life
The Headless Whore's Man
Get ahead.
He wanted to get ahead in life.
The headless Whoresman
To get a-head.
They call him Nearly Headless Nick!
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