Headless Jokes

Funniest Headless Short Jokes

Short headless jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The headless humour may include short legless jokes also.

1. I never really liked Nearly Headless Nick in the harry potter franchise. He was a poorly executed character.
2. I liked the Harry Potter books and movies but... I just feel like the character Nearly Headless Nick was a bit poorly executed.
3. I really loved the Harry Potter books. But the Gryffindor ghost, "Nearly Headless Nick" has always annoyed me. I think it's because he really was poorly executed.
4. I liked the Harry Potter books and films but... I think the character Nearly Headless Nick was a bit poorly executed
5. Most characters in the Harry Potter series were represented well in their transition from book to movie; But Nearly Headless Nick was poorly executed.
6. I really love Harry Potter, but after re-reading the deathday party, I realized something about Nearly Headless Nick... He was a very poorly executed character.
7. I like the Harry Potter books and movies but I think the character of Nearly Headless Nick was poorly executed.
8. What did the headless horseman say to his therapist? .... I don't know what to do, I just can't get ahead in life
9. Did you hear about Harry Potter's friend that got a botched circumcision? They call him Nearly Headless Nick!
10. Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.

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Headless One Liners

Which headless one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with headless? I can suggest the ones about topless and heartless.

1. The problem with Nearly-Headless Nick is that he is a poorly-executed character
2. What's The Headless Horseman's Favorite Drink? Decappuccino
3. What did The headless horseman say before leaving the party? I'll beheading off then
4. Which Halloween costume has the hardest time getting to third base? The Headless horseman
5. Why was no one sad when the headless snowman melted? He was a snowbody.
6. What do you call a horse without a head? A headless horse, man.
7. Why did the headless horseman go into business? He wanted to get ahead in life.
8. What do you call a circumcised ghost? Nearly-Headless Nick.
9. What do you call a headless hen? Chicken.
10. What does the headless horseman do? Get ahead.
11. Why did the headless chicken croas the road? To get a-head.
12. Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
13. I don't see why everyone resents the Headless Horseman... All he wanted was head.
14. What do you call the boyfriend of a beheaded prositute? The headless w**...'s man
15. Did you hear about that p**... who got decapitated? The Headless w**...'s Man

Headless Horseman Jokes

Here is a list of funny headless horseman jokes and even better headless horseman puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What is the Headless Horseman's favourite s**... thing to receive? Head.
• What do you call a centaur that can't get a b**... The headless horseman

Headless Man Jokes

Here is a list of funny headless man jokes and even better headless man puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My wife is a p**... who refuses to go down on me. I guess that makes me a head-less w**...'s man

Hilarious Fun Headless Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about headless you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean unborn jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make headless pranks.