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What's The Headless Horseman's Favorite Drink?

Decappuccino

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What did The headless horseman say before leaving the party?

I'll beheading off then

Which Halloween costume has the hardest time getting to third base?

The Headless horseman

Why did the headless horseman go into business?

He wanted to get ahead in life.

What did the headless horseman say to his therapist?

.... I don't know what to do, I just can't get ahead in life

What does the headless horseman do?

Get ahead.

Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.

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What is the Headless Horseman's favourite s**... thing to receive?

Head.

I don't see why everyone resents the Headless Horseman...

All he wanted was head.

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