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4 headgear jokes and hilarious headgear puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about headgear that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Headgear Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good headgear joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Nuns

Sitting behind a couple of nuns at a baseball game, whose headgear partially blocked the view, three men decided to badger the nuns in an effort to get them to move. In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to Utah, there are only 100 nuns living there." The second guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Montana, there are only 50 nuns living there." The third guy said, "I want to go to Idaho, there are only 25 nuns living there." One of the nuns turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet, calm, voice said, "Why don't you go to h**.... There aren't any nuns there."

I have a friend who always does an incredible job fixing my headgear.

Hats off to him.

I knew an amateur boxer with a coke habit.

He kept his stash in his headgear because he thought it would soften the blow.

What do you call the traditional whiskey bottle shaped headgear for Kentucky born Muslims?

A tu-bourbon.

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