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7 headdress jokes and hilarious headdress puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about headdress that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Headdress Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

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So this atheist explorer is in trouble...

...with a tribe of savage cannibals. He's cornered with no possible way out when he exclaims in his desperation 'God, I'm s**...!'
Suddenly the clouds part and a booming voice says 'No son, you are not. Take that rock near your right foot and throw it at that old cannibal with the large headdress!'
The explorer obeys, and the chief of the tribe lies dead on the ground.
The voice says 'NOW you're s**...!'

I've written a sitcom about a family who sell Islamic headdresses.

It's called Bob's Burqas.

I was on a guided tour of an Indian Reservation when this streaker ran past our group wearing nothing but a headdress.

I asked the tour guide. "Who's that idiot?"
He replied.."That's Running Bare"

An wizened old Indian chief, with a stern face and feathered headdress, sees a beautiful mermaid and says…

"How."

What is the postcode of a hat?

A headdress

Why do Muslim women wear headdresses?

Because they think it'll get hijab done.

A teen boy wants to borrow the car, so he opens his parents' bedroom door to ask.

He sees his dad wearing only chaps and a cowboy hat, on top of his mother, who has a feathered headdress and an indian s**... outfit on. He quickly shuts their door and disappears.
The parents decided to finish what they were doing, but a few minutes later, the wife asks the dad to go talk to their son about the costumes and about walking into their bedroom without knocking.
The dad is walking down the hall toward his son's room, but hears strange noises coming from grandma's room. He opens the door, and sees his son wearing doctors' scrubs, but with his pants down - doing grandma from behind.
The dad yells out, "Jason! What are you doing?!"
The son says, "See dad - it's not so funny when it's your mother!"

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