Headboard Jokes
3 headboard jokes and hilarious headboard puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about headboard that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Amusing Headboard Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What is a good headboard joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
As I lay in my new girlfriend's bed...
As I lay in my new girlfriend's bed, I noticed four lines carved into the headboard.
"Is that how many men you've slept with?", I asked.
"Yes", she replied, "One thousand, one hundred and eleven."
As I lay in my new girlfriend's bed, I noticed four lines carved into the headboard.
Is that how many men you've slept with? , I asked.
Yes , she replied, One thousand, one hundred and eleven.
Who Came First
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on it's face.
The egg, looking very hacked off, grabs the quilt, rolls over and says, "Well, we finally answered THAT question!"
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