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Headaches

A man and his wife are getting into bed for the night. The man brings a glass of water and a bottle of aspirin to the bedroom and sets it down on his wife's nightstand. She asks him "What's that for?" to which the man replies "That's for your headache." "Headache? I don't have a headache..." The man responds "Well then, looks like we're having s**... tonight!"

When I get a headache, I take 2 aspirins and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.

A Wife's Headache

A man walks into his bedroom, where is wife is reading. "Honey, I brought you some aspirin for your headache."
"I don't have a headache."
"Gotcha!"

When I get a headache

I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.

headache

Husband: "Here's a pill for your headache."
Wife: "But I don't have a headache."
Husband: "Gotcha!"

Headache

Guy gets home from the bar and he wants some s**... time but he finds his wife asleep. So he proceeds to go to the bathroom and makes a lot of noise rummaging the medicine cabinet. The wife wakes up.
Wife: What's with the noise?
Husband: just open up your mouth.
She opens up jet mouth and he proceeds to shoot two pills into her mouth.
Wife: what was that?
Husband: two ibuprofen for your headache.
Wife: but I don't have a headache.
Husband: that's what I wanted to hear

Headache around Kids

When I get a headache around my kids, I take two Advil and keep away from them just like the bottle says.

Why do I always get a headache when I eat the wheat I grew?

Because it's my grain

When I have a headache, I take an Advil and follow the instructions on the bottle:


"KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"

(based on Kauffman, G. and Blakeley M. eds. 1980. Pulling Our Own Strings. Page 51)

Headache

Doc: Hows your headache?
Husband: She's fine.

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