Headach Jokes
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When I get a headache, I take 2 aspirins and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.
A Wife's Headache
A man walks into his bedroom, where is wife is reading. "Honey, I brought you some aspirin for your headache."
"I don't have a headache."
"Gotcha!"
headache
Husband: "Here's a pill for your headache."
Wife: "But I don't have a headache."
Husband: "Gotcha!"
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Headache
Guy gets home from the bar and he wants some s**... time but he finds his wife asleep. So he proceeds to go to the bathroom and makes a lot of noise rummaging the medicine cabinet. The wife wakes up.
Wife: What's with the noise?
Husband: just open up your mouth.
She opens up jet mouth and he proceeds to shoot two pills into her mouth.
Wife: what was that?
Husband: two ibuprofen for your headache.
Wife: but I don't have a headache.
Husband: that's what I wanted to hear
Why do I always get a headache when I eat the wheat I grew?
Because it's my grain
Headache
Doc: Hows your headache?
Husband: She's fine.
Why are there no headache pills in Troy?
Cause Paracetamol
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Headache
A guy asked his wife how she slept and she said 'not well, I was up in the night with a headache'. 'Funny', he said, 'I don't remember waking up and asking you for s**...'.
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I'm having a headache because of my vacuum cleaner.
It s**....
This headache sure is something else!
Maybe its a back ache...
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