Head Coach Jokes
12 head coach jokes and hilarious head coach puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about head coach that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Head Coach Short Jokes
Short head coach jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The head coach humour may include short football coach jokes also.
- Usain's little secret. Right before the gun shot, Usain Bolt's head coach, from within the crowd yells out, "Congratulations Usain, You've just become a father."
- "Worst performance" "We had the worst performance of 2016" ~ urban myer (Ohio State's head coach)
"Hold my drink....."~ Mariah Carey - The head coach of the Cleveland Browns walks into a bar after chopping some wood. The bartender says "That's a huge axe son."
- My 8 year old daughter said she needed a new head coach at school I figured why not have my wife be the new head coach? She's great at it!
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Head Coach One Liners
Which head coach one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with head coach? I can suggest the ones about basketball coach and baseball coach.
- What's similar between a head coach and a rapper? They both love a good hustle.
Hilarious Head Coach Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about head coach you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean soccer coach jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make head coach pranks.
Lucky day for Philadelphia Eagles head coach Chip Kelly.
Philadelphia Eagles head coach Chip Kelly was watching the news when he witnessed something astounding. A young Syrian man had just thrown a hand grenade over 100 yards through the window of a building into a room that housed a s**.... He was so impressed that he had the man found and brought into the states to play for his team.
After a very successful rookie season the young man was discussing his rookie of the year award via telephone with his mother.
She told him that she was proud but living in fear constantly. She continued " your brother was shot twice just in the last few weeks and your sister is regularly the victim of assault. Matters have escalated and life is worse than it has ever been. I will never, ever forgive you for bringing us to Philly."
Before the ball could touch the floor, I kicked it back, sending it soaring past the other players and into the top corner of the net. Overcome with emotion, I ripped off my shirt and punched the air. My eyes locked with my stunned coach, who came running towards me shaking his head in amazement.
As he embraced me, he sighed, "OK, let's go over the rules of volleyball one last time."
I am on the case prep team in law school. Our new fact pattern is based on the Sandusky Trial. What do you think of my theme for trial?
Coach Toledo may have been head coach of the Cougars, but he was not interested in the cougars. Coach Toledo was interested in the cubs.
Star football player Steve was about to be sacked for bad grades . . .
. . . but the team was on a winning streak, and he was badly needed. The head coach pleaded with the college president, and managed to convince him to allow the student to continue to play if he could spell just one word correctly. "Okay, Steve," the coach told him. "It's an easy one. Just spell the name of your favorite drink." "Sure coach. Khaphy."
"I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New York."
During boarding, a first class passenger finds a blond sitting in his seat. After trying to explain she's in the wrong seat the blond just replies, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New York."
A flight attendant is called over and asks to see the blondes ticket. "Mam I'm sorry but your seat is in coach. You'll have to move."
The blond folds her arms and responds the same. "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New York."
After the head flight attendant gets the same result they decide to call the caption. He explains that her seat is in coach and she must move. She replies the same. "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New York."
The caption then whispers something in her ear. She looks puzzled and gets up and moves to coach.
"What did you say to her?!"
"We'll my wife is blond and I know how to deal with them. I told her first class isn't going to New York."
I remember that one fateful day...
"I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really on the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. That's when I felt the handcuffs go on."
-Jack Handy