Hazelnuts Jokes
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I went to the doctor because my t**... were turning a greenish-brown color
He said I have Hazelnuts.
A team of Swiss archaeologists discovered a new tomb in the middle of the Egyptian desert
They uncovered the tomb, and entered its dark cobweb-filled caverns. After digging and digging, they reached the center of the tomb, a burial chamber filled with treasures.
And at the center of the chamber, a sarcophagus made of pure gold. And once they opened it, they found an unnamed body, in pristine condition, surrounded by a curious combination of chocolate, hazelnuts and wafers.
They decided to call him Pharoah Rocher.
A man in a mental health facility was having an argument.
A man in a mental health facility was arguing with a hazelnut. "I'm not crazy! You're crazy!" He says.
The squirrel chimed in and said, "You're both nuts!"
What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts?
Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.
An Australian man sits down in an American diner
And orders a cup of coffee. The waiter comes back and hands the man his drink. He takes a drink and calls the waiter back.
Is something the matter? Says the waiter.
Yes, said the man. I ordered a coffee, but I got a cup of hazelnut creamer.
I'm sorry for the mix up sir, but you did specifically order a cup of hazelnut coffeemate.
Archaeologists have found a hidden chamber in Tutankhamun's tomb
Archaeologists have found a second mummy inside Tutankhamun's tomb. The mummy appears to be covered in chocolate and hazelnuts. Experts believe it is the remains of Pharaoh Rocher.
I heard an Italian supercar manufacturer is going to be making its next model be covered in chocolate and hazelnuts
They're calling it the Ferrari Rocher
Wanna hear the joke about the Chocolate hazelnut spread??
Nvm... I'm Nutellan you.
I heard a really nice story from the hazelnut salesman
He was a new teller.
A doctor walked into a bar...
Every day after his shift got over. He would always order the same thing. A hazelnut daquiri. The bartender became familiar with this routine, and would always put up a glass at precisely 5:03 PM for the doctor.
One day, as the doctor's time approached, the bartender realised he was out of hazelnut extract. So he quickly replaced it with hickory nuts and set it on the bar.
As soon as the doctor took his seat and took a sip, "this isn't hazelnut" he said! The bartender immediately responded, "I'm sorry, but today you'll have to do with a hickory daquiri doc"
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